Dumb ways to live

Chapter 1

So.... sup? There are some things in life everyone shouldn't do. But what are they? Read on! Vote, comment and pm me suggestions.

Disclaimer: I am in no way involved with any book, tv show, etc. that I mention throughout the book.

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1. Not read Divergent.

2. Punch a hole in your wall (on accident)

3. Eat a bottle of ketchup. 🍔🍟

4. Fall asleep at a drive through. 😴

5. Roast a live chicken. 🐔🐤

6. Become a hoarder so you can be on "Hoarders".📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦

7. Scream that you're dieing in front of a doctor. 👳

8. Do emoji squats!

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9. Accidentally punch your tv while playing Wii boxing. 💪

10. Leap off a horses back. 🏇