Jeremy
Trying all night to find a girl to whip,
As gay as they come but still appreciates some good hip,
Outside Home Depot all night trying to get a tip,
That's Jeremy.
And by tip I mean money,
And by money I mean honey,
Waiting outside Home Depot trying to get honey from older men looking at him funny,
Could be since the copious amounts of meth make his nose get runny,
Or it could be cause he thought he was punny when he made jokes at funerals,
That's Jeremy.
Silly tattoos, he's got a few,
One of a boxing kangaroo snorting smartees on the lou,
One of a swastika on his shoe,
One of Hilary Clinton touching her nipples until she turns blue,
One of a rocket shaped like a cock ready to screw,
Enough grown men in diapers to drive even the most insane person eschew,
Watches porn throughout the lecture in class,
Sneaks up on people at the grocery store to grind on their ass,
When given an opportunity for a free steak dinner he took a pass,
He prefers jelly sandwiches with cheese whiz from waiters that give him sass,
110 pounds of anorexia claiming he's all mass,
That's Jeremy.
A freak of a guy that has many a kink,
Gets excited by bigger men wearing pink,
Tells doms to shit on him and enjoys the stink,
About being tied to a dumpster and licked by a goat he likes to think,
To his family's swingers club he is the missing link,
Waxing hair off his uncle's body until he's pink,
Ending up destroying a relative's anal cavity in the sink,
Every Friday night.
That's good old Jeremy.
