The Bored God Decides to Meddle

Chapter 1:For I am Melody!

              "Hmm I'm so bored..... I'm dying here. All these planets are so boring... Even the gruesome bits aren't good enough for me. Seen em so much, none of them are unique anymore. Maybe I'll go meddle with one of em"

*Clap*
"Ok let's go."

"Melody where are you going?"

"ummmm,♪ I sing this song for me, and only me transport me some where entertaining! ♪"

"WAIT Melo----"

"Sorry Ergo, but I don't need another celestial getting in the way of my fun. Anyways I wonder where my song sent me. I didn't specify anywhere. I just mentioned somewhere entertaining."

Just then the scent of open wounds, and fresh blood intruded my nostrils. Wait nostrils? What race am I? I carful looked down. Hmm it seems I am a young female human. One of the more undeveloped races. But they do have a lot of pointless conflict. Maybe that's what causing this detestable smell.

Let's find out! I carefully used my legs to climb up a grassy hill. Stumbling with each step I finally made it. Geez legs are annoying, why can't I just float. Wait... I CAN

"♪With these feeble legs that cannot walk anymore I demand the winds of this planet to provide some comfort♪"

With that my body became weightless as I began to float a couple inches off the ground.

OOOO a Bunch of soldiers are going at it!

"Take this you Cardigo scum! HHHHEEEEAAAAAUH!" A soldier screamed as he sliced another with his giant claymore. Wow that man's quite skilled. He's taken out 5 all by himself. Wow even with a skilled swordsman like himself his side seems to be losing.

"This is the end Merian trash" A soldier ambushed the giant claymore man. Hehe But his reactions are too good for you. Giant claymore man pivoted out of the way, and tore the ambushing soldier in half. OOO I wonder how the soldier feels! To feel so confident to just die like that! HA!

"Merlin Watch out" Another soldier said positioning himself in the way of a pinpoint arrow, slicing the arrow in half.

*Chuckle* "I woulda avoided it" said the claymore man.

"I'm sure you would, but I wanted to test my skill *Smirk*"

Well aren't they the lovely bunch. I'm surprised they can still talk like that when there probably going to die. It's only a matter of time before the army overwhelms them.

Burrrr *Shiver* Ugg I'm cold. Geez these human bodies are weak. I'm not used to wearing cloths, I wonder if they'll be comfortable. Right now I'm what they call naked.

Plops fist in hand. I know I'll just wear what those soldiers are wearing.

"♪ Bless me the magnificent with armor the will protect me from the weaker forms of weapons! ♪"

A short glow surrounded me for a second. Then shiny silver plate armor bore itself onto me. Ugg its kinda snug. But I guess this is good enough. I'm not cold anymore. Ok where are we.

OoO they are surrounded. The final two. They seem exhausted. They did A good job, the claymore guy took about around 70, while the other one took about around 50. Well I wonder how there goona skewer these two.

Unless the miraculous comeback commences. I can't wait!

"So Merlin the unkillable, you certainly did put up a good fight. But atlas you were outmanned. A pompous leather wearing soldier said with his bow aimed straight at him.