So when I went to school the next day, you would not be suprised to find that I found the toilet the hard way. I should have known. I should have dumbed down my grades and pretended not to know things. I mean, after 1559 years, you think that I would have realised not be the teachers pet. But there goes my hopes of not standing out.
I was walking in to my first lesson which was English so I got the seat at the front next to some random dork who keeps picking his nose and staring at me, and by me I mean my boobs, and a really hot guy who won't even look at me, but was checking out some blonde bimbo in the other side of the room. I mean, like, what is it with the really hot guys going for the bimbos who can't string more than a few sentences together at a time? But when I wasn't looking the teacher came into the classroom and sat down at his desk and was watching the class like a mother watches her child at the zoo, BEMUSED!!
I instantly shut up and the dorky kid did too! It was like a shadow of me!! Like, GROSS!!!!!!! When I was looking at the teacher, I saw he had a six pack and a perfectly chisled torso and when I looked lower.... NO!!!!! Don't think of that. I started blushing, in spite of my normally pale skin.
But thanfully, he decided to start the class then. He cleared his throat and everyone shut up and looked at him and the blonde bimbo noticed the exact same things that I did and then she started blushing, making her look like a barbie doll wannabe.
