Blood, Love & Tears

Regret

''So, if I got the story right.. You met a superhot rich guy who gave you a boner just from looking at you. The Superhot dude turns out to be your wildest dream, and we both know you're a kinky shit with the size kink and all that manhandling you like. For once in your life you listen to me and go to one of the most luxurious hotels in the world, that's what you get once you listen to me, but that's not the point. So while making out with the superhot dude, he gets a call and leaves you with blue balls just to pick up, what an asshole move by the way, and while waiting you somehow find a gun in his pocket and run away from getting the best dicking in your whole midget life! Park Jimin get out! I warned you that I would kick your bigass out if you didn't get back limping!'' Taehyung shouts while actually trying to push Jimin towards the door.

''Oh my god Tae! Don't you see how dire this was! He had a fucking GUN.'' Jimin shouts back, ignoring the obvious jab at his height while struggling to push Taehyung away from him, he's too bewildered by Taehyung's unlogical reaction.

''So? Did he point the gun at you? It seems to me like the guy just wanted to get in your pants.'' Taehyung adds after giving up on pushing his best friend out of the house.

''Tae! How can you react so normally to this!'' Jimin asks while taking a seat on their rundown couch.

''Well first of all, this guy sounds like one of those hot actors that give you wet dreams even when you're past that age. Second, he's rich. '' Taehyung answers while crossing his arms like he's making the statement of the year. ''Did you see if the gun was loaded? Because I bet his cock was'' Taehyung adds with a snicker.

''Well, I'm happy with not getting any dick if it's to stay alive! Did you seriously make a dick joke about my life or death situation? And how would you even know that he's got a big dick?'' Jimin huffs while crossing his arms. Taehyung turns around to face him before answering. ''Well did he?'' a mischievous glint appears in his eyes. ''I didn't see.'' Jimin answers bluntly, not wanting to humor his best friend any longer after seeing that it's not getting him any further.

''Well you did something didn't you? Don't lie to me Chim, you know I have my ways of getting it out of you.''

And boy does he know that, the last time Taehyung tried to get something out of him it almost turned out into a brawl with their next door neighbours, Taehyung somehow convinced the couple that Jimin was trying to get into the husband's pants. Lucky for them the neighbours moved. Jimin thinks it's probably because they were done with complaining about Taehyung's random actions, like the time he wanted to turn their hallway into a stray kitty center, but to this day Taehyung still thinks it's because the husband realized he was gay thanks to his beauty and broke up with his horrible wife to fulfill his gay dreams.

''Ughh, fine! He felt big, that's all I got!'' Jimin says while throwing a couchpillow towards Taehyung's grinning face. ''That's why I call you stupid all the time Chim, missing all those great dicks just for small reasons.'' Taehyung says while catching the pillow with ease.

''A gun isn't something small Taehyung! For the love of god why can't you see that!'' Jimin is desperately trying to get his best friend to understand the terror he felt, how scared he was, how a big deal this is.

''Chimchim, sorry to burst your bubble of this perfect world but most of the super important people have a gun, it's not always to kill people, just to protect themselves.'' Taehyung reminds him while grabbing his open bag of chips from the table. A moment of silence passes with the only thing heard being the chewing noises coming from Taehyung.

''Oooh.'' That's the only answer Jimin can come up with because he's never looked at it that way, it still doesn't make him feel any safer but the option of Jungkook not being a serial killer calms down his anxiety.