1) Teacher: why are you talking during my lesson?
Student: why are you teaching during my conversation?
2) How to tell someone that their breath stinks without hurting their feelings "well I'm bored, les go and brush our teeth.
3) Dad: hi sweetie, how was school today?
Daughter: you can read all about is on my Facebook, dad.
4) Sorry can't today, My sisters, friends, mothers, grandpas, brothers, grandsons, uncles, fish died, and yes, it was tragic
