9) When I was a kid 'you're not coming to my party' was the worst insult ever.
10) No I will not share my iPOD with you. It's an IPOD NOT an usPOD.
11) Cashier: have a nice day to day. Me: don't tell me what to do.
12) Cleaning my room:
10% cleaning
30% complaining
60% playing with the stuff I've found.