"It's a beautiful morning, the grass is green, birds are tweeting... on days like these... kids like you...
S h o u l d b e b u r n i n g i n h e l l..."
Explains the Chad Toad to his henchmen Kuckichi. (not to be confused with Kokichi ~Gaymer~ Oma). As they both were riding on the back of Chad Toads Necrozma, all theee of them wearing Chad shades.
-Meanwhile at a nearby church-
The Christian K.O (not to be confused with Phenic Rigt or Apo Just Ice), bent over to his needs at the church which is also known as Eggmans underwater volcano base in space. Ok starting chanting as the Virgin Suichi trembled nervously
"I-i- I think they're h-he-re" he quivered
"I already know... Atua has warned me" Ko says as he stands up and looks at a holy statue of angie
Calmly he turns around and says
"Kaede, Please a melody if you would?"
Kaede (not to be confused with Stalin, although they are related) replies "of course master" to Ko's request so she plays sans undertale on the organ as Rad climbs out of a basement hatch covered in spiderwebs as he just stares blankly and replies "Miu got out her cage again..."
He winces as Ko walks up to him
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With one swift punch Ko slams his leg into Rads head knocking him back down the hatch..
"NOOOOOOOoooooo-" rad screams fades as you can hear him scream
Ko looks around at what he has made and then his wife Himiko appears "Please don't, I don't want you to fight them! They're really powerful and scary"
Ko replies "I've got this honey" as he stands in the centre then stances ready, holding a broom in both hands
...
BOOM!!!
Suddenly a explosion is heard as the massive stained glass plane shatters in front of him to appear the Chad Toad, Kuckichi and Chad toads necrozma
"SUP FUCKERS" screams the black beast made from sharp edged
Chad Toad admires his creation and says "666 perfect Ivs daddy Toad made this baby with his Chad Toad Chode Load!"
Both Toad and Kuckichi jump off Necrozma and land on the carpet
"You two are fools " replies Ko as he turns around revealing a blindfold
"BWAHAHAHA" Chad Toad erupts into laughter
"It's like he wants us to catch him!" Kuckichi says as he walks towards Ko
CRACK
Only to find out Ko has used the end of the broom to completely hit Kuckichi in the nuts as he felt his skin tear "e-le-hi-hu" he squelched as he lost his only chance of making children
"So what!" Chad Toad Exclaims "Necrozma get him!"
Chad Toad pulls out a purple flute and starts playing it to Spooky scary skeletons.
Necrozma's eyes lit red and it flies towards Ko and readies a punch as Ko volts over him then lands atop of the beast and then jumps off behind him
Necrozma turns around "ITS RAPING TIME" and then teleports to the other side of the room for his hand to raise and launch all the furniture towards Ko
"I'll show you my power!" Ko says as he makes a mayo sandwich with pickles, his favourite. Have I ever told you Time his mom Carol (not be confused with hajime) made him them for his 5 anniversary of getting AIDS?
-Anyways-
Ko jumped from furniture to furniture and made it out the shock in one piece
Chad Toad slaps Ko, braking his knees and knocking him to the ground
"It's over!" Chad Toad laughs as Necrozma reads a big Dragon ball
"NO HOMO" it screams
Kaede, Virgin Suichi, Rad and Himiko all appear from behind the tables and all chant together
Ko rises in the air then falls down some stairs that are now there
Necrozma launches his shot as Ko remembers his childhood idol Po (not to be confused with shrek, sans, sonic, Kirby or boy 1) and he readied himself and as the ball of energy gets close to Ko he pulls out a reverse card from his yu-gi-oh deck and holds it in front of him
Himiko gasps as she watches her husband use the highest level of magic
Chad Toad lifts himself of the ground and realises the shit he's in
Ko doesn't move at all when the energy ball hits the card, the energy all bends the card while still spinning
"Bazzinga!" Ko screams quietly as the energy ball bounces back and flies towards Necrozma.
Necrozma and Chad Toad are both hugging in fear as Chad Toad whispers to Necrozma "you're adopted" as the ball hits and they both get vapourised to dust, just leaving Chad toads shades behind and a butted kuckichi
"My DICK" he yells in pain
Virgin Suichi picks up Chad toads glasses and his pp goes up by 5% and he now gets Chad status
"What should we do with him?" Himiko asks Ko
"I have a suitable punishment" Ko replies
"NO NOO! IM BROKEN I HAVE NO USE, YOU DESTROYED MY PENIS, ILL BE USELESS" kuckichi screams as he is held above the pit that rad fell in before
"Oh Miu won't needs yours, After all she's got her own one that works too well"
Kuckichi glares in horror and shakes his head while rad smirks and nods
Kaede let's go of Kuckichi sending him to his demise
... Suichi glares then says "I guess, Kuckichi got Kucked!"
Everyone high fives then freeze frame in the air
-The next morning-
"Ko you were a real man in bed last night" Himiko wakes up smug
Ko rises "wow who would of thought you could of held so much"
Himiko smiles "yeah I use a magic trick"
Ko replies "kinky"
Himiko says "UwU"
