sans loves guzma's hair bc it is sof and uwu to the touchbut sans cheats on him for nagito's hairnagito's hair is smol and flufy like mop .and then guzma falls in love with shrekand the 2 couples competeguzma and nagito argue abot their sof and flufy hairsens and shrek hate each other. so mjuch bc they r both the biggest memes ever
1 day , nagito decides to commit toaster bath in reverse. he did this to guzma right aftr guzma dared touch his bf sans.
"A BODY HAS BEEN DISCOVERED!111!!!!!!!!!!1" shouts monokuma from the non existent speakers. all th danganronpa protags come together and decide that Nagito is the culprit because it's always nagito . and they had sans as a witnes to suport them in the class trial.
th clas trial started with everyone saying nagito was the killer, all at the same time. shrek said that nagito is a thot so loud that if vibrated all the way to africa. but sans would not admit that he saw his dear bf, nagito, his fluffy hair bagel bf, and the protgs got vry angry, their ahoges flying str8 into th air. "we know it is nagito and u saw it to. " they said, simultaneously . sans and shrek randomly started to argue about who is better memelord. "at least shreks have layers." said shrek, angrily. "u r only bone xd" he continued, mockingilysans eye started to be blue because he is edgy and cool. he got mad at shrek and startd gaster blasting him rly fast but shrek was too many layers for sans. he dodged all the hits and them Monokuma started the voting time in the middle of their fight.everyone voted nagito, even sans and shrek bc they just felt like it all of a sudden.nagito hadn't said anythi during the class trial and said "bye Sans" as his last words. nobody cried , except sans. shrk lauft rly loud. "serves u right. " he said to sans, and nagito at the same timenagito got executed in 1 minut. shrek laughed thru the whole thing until guzma's body appeared suddenly , then he cried."y is he here." he cried, and then sans said "i brought him here with my powers"
everyone except sans and shrek left because they got bored.sans playd the song , "despaircito 6 " while shrek cried rly loud. shrek snapd and committed die, the same way nagito kild his bf, guzma, who he still missed with his entir hart.
sans relized he was al alone now. no 1 to car for him . he went on th intrnet, browig picturs of Undertale Sans. to cure his sadness.he saw a picture of shrk t posing. the dominance maade snes realize, he loved shrek more than any 1. his love for guzma and nagito was not real. he just loved their hairguzma and nagito were the true pair, bc. their hair
since snes was so overcome with the despair he committed Die., just like shrek, the onion layer, and how nagito kild guzma.
