Their he stood vishnu meditating he was interrupted by a mortal "my lord im sorry but this is urgent" he said panting clearly out of breath vishnu looked at the mortal annoyed "what is it" he said sounding calm but upset. "Its cthulu hes awakened" he said quickly vishnu blushed thinking about cthulu after all he did think he was kinda cute "what cthulu? How big is he?" The mortal replied "huge ginormous" vishnu then tried to imagine cthulus member vinshu got hard thinking about it "uh vishnu uh ill just go"