One day about two or three months ago a new condom factory called Spork! opened up. They have a secret process that includes wings to keep jizz in. One customer bought box and had to get heart and kidney transplants. Alex was the surgeon and instead put popcorn and gummy worms, not a heart and kidneys.He then ate a fruit called an appla and bought a Samsung and a Nokia. Then Pablo the frog man kidnapped Lia and made her drink Lana Del Rey's pussy flavoured cola and took her to Tahiti in his Kia. He forced her to watch FIFA and after they met up with Diego Garcia, who thought she was Kira. He said "Ew Kira" but later took her to a galleria in North Korea and then they flew to Italy and ate at a pizzaria with a kid at his birthday party. He got some gifts including a dildo and a Scorpion. Lia then pooped like a brave birdman and then they flew to America and met up with Peter, Kieran and Lois Griffin. Morgan Freeman narrarated their journey. A wild Chuck Norris appears and they go to a WWE Event featuring Dean Ambrose, John Cena, The Rock and a special guest star: Elmo, who was featured in an Old Spice commercial with JC, Ricky, Kian, Sam, Trevor, Connor and Andrea. JC takes out his phone and tells Siri to look up Cleverbot, Omegle and Chatroulette. They decided to go on Chatroulette and there they see Steve Kardynal dancing to Katy Perry's Peacock. They then try to FaceTime Miley Cyrus. But instead they got Mabel, Dipper and Grunkle Stan from Gravity Falls, Oregon. Gideon captures Mabel and sacrafices her to gnomes who take her to Scuttlebutt Island. Dipper and Stan enlist the help of Wendy and Soos to save Mabel. They get in Grunkle Stan's boat: The Stan O War. They get halfway to Scuttlebutt Island and Soos gets eaten by the FUFF monster. They don't have time to save him so they keep going. They reach the Island and find Mabel tied up, but no gnomes. They then hear talking and they turn their heads to see Olaf walking around. Olaf turns and notices them. he keeps walking and then looks down and says. "Oh.. look at that... i've been impaled." while poking the branch. Dipper gets out his trusty journal and looks for anything on magical snowmen. He finds nothing and then they randomly hear singing. They listen closely and hear "Let it go, let it go." They all look at each other and then see an ice castle at the top of a mountain. They untie Mabel and continue on. Wendy went the wrong direction and found Prince Hans and fell in love. Prince Hans then kills Wendy and then Hans disappears. They find out where the singing was coming from and Dipper and Stan tell Mabel to stay there while they investigate because it's serious. She tells them she can be serious and follows them. They walk up a staircase and find Elsa, Pablo and Lia. They stay quiet and then they see Pablo shoot Elsa. They then hear Morgan Freeman's voice narrarating. They go back down the stairs and are about to go outside but gnomes stand in their way. Dipper, once again gets out his journal and reads about gnomes. He cannot find their weakness so they run. They jump off a cliff... to their death.
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