**Im only writing the lyrics for this cuz it's a funny meme and it bugs me when my little brother gets the words wrong. So, ye. EnJoY**
Well I was shopping for a new car, which one's me?
A cool convertible or an SUV?
Too bad I didn't know my credit was whack,
'cause now I'm driving off the lot with a used sub-compact.
F-R-E-E, that spells "free", credit report dot com bAbY.
Saw their ads on my TV. Thought 'bout goin' but was too lazy.
Now instead of lookin' fly and rollin' phat,
My legs are stickin' to the vinyl and my posse's gettin' laughed at.
F-R-E-E, that spells "free", credit report dot com bABy.
