"Trust no one!"
- Dipper and Stanford Pines
"Whoa, awkward silence. BLAAHHHHAHAHAHHA!!!"
- Mabel Pines
"The world is an illusion the universe is a hologram buy gold byeeee!!"
- Bill Cypher
(Translated after talking backwards)
"MY TIME HAS COME TO BURN! I INVOKE THE ANCIENT POWER THAT I MAY RETURN!"
- Bill Cypher (last episode of Gravity Falls)
"You know, the Multibear was originally going to be the Bear Bear. We really wanted Dipper to say 'There there, Bear Bear.'"
- Alex (creator of Gravity Falls)
"Disco girrrl! Coming throoough! That girl is youuuuu!"
- Dipper Pines and Multibear
"Professor Glasses! They make me look like a genius!" * smashes everything *
- Dipper Pines
"Hey, wet blanket! We got a wet blanket for sale! Hahah!"
- Stanley Pines
"Don't call be Toby! Call me Bodacious T!"
- Toby Determined
"My heart, once as hard as oak; now becomes soft, more like, a birch or something."
- Lumberjack
"Not you? But who?"
- Time Baby
"Do you ever wonder what Soos does when he's not working?"
"No, not really."
"No."
"Not once ever."
- Mabel Pines, Dipper Pines, Wendy Corderoy, and Stanley Pines
"I'm gonna go win Waddles again."
- Mabel
"In my last eight seconds of consciousness, I want you to know something, Dipper. Science is a horizon to search for, not a gift to hold in your hand."
- Waddles (Pines?)
"I am Celestabellebethabelle, last of my kind."
- Cellestabellabethabelle
"Yo C-Beth, are you seriously pulling that scam again?"
- Blue Unicorn
"Sometimes, a man has to steal an animatronic Badger to stay in this crazy game called Life."
- Stanley Pines
"Never date a magician."
- Melody
"Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow."
- Pacifica Northwest
"Do I?! ..... Nope."
- Fiddleford McGucket
"Y'all fellers ain't goin' nowhere."
- Gideon Gleeful
"Cause after I break Ghost Eyes's arm, I'm going to wear your butt on my shoe like a rhinestone slipper!"
- Wendy Corderoy
"NO ESCAPE."
- Sign Outside of High School
