Today is Halloween! Of course my husband, Bruno and I are going to throw a party. At first, I was going to be Shuri from Black Panther. You guys know how men are, they want to see you in clothes that squeeze the life out of you. So, without me knowing, he went and bought a sexy cat burgular suit for me to wear. "Babe, come on let me see you," he called out from outside of the bathroom door. After squeezing myself into the costume, I walked out, and he bit his lip at the sight of me. "Shit, we might not need to have a party," he smirked, pulling me by the hips. "Bruno, you know I'm not going to let that happen. It's bad enough I let you get away with buying me this costume," I smirked, slipping the mask over my eyes. Bruno was dressing up as a prince. I styled his hair up in the whomp so he could slide his crown on. He even had on a cape and those pompadour shoes the princes wore in the olden days. "Your majesty," I said, bowing at his feet, only to have my ass smacked. Even though that turned me on like no other, I could not let him know. Then the doorbell rang. We opened the door to see Phil and Urbana, and they were dressed Oreos and a literal tall glass of chocolate milk. Urbana was the cookie, and Phil was the glass of chocolate milk. "Wow, you two outdid yourselves this year," I teased, as they came in. Phil brushed his shoulder off. "Well you know, I was thinking that we do something different this year," he suggested, and we all looked at each other. "But Phil. You know we always throw a party for Halloween. And we already have on our costumes, man," Bruno said, in a horrible British accent. Phil waved him off. "Would you let me finish Your Stupidness," he said, making everyone laugh. Urbana took something from behind her back, and it was four pumpkin buckets. "We were thinking that we could go trick or treating, also known as stealing children's candy," she said, with an evil look in her eye. I thought about it for a moment, and looked at Bruno who just shrugged. "You would have to get me completely drunk for me to do something like that," I said, rolling my eyes...
An Hour Later...
Bruno's POV
We had finally convinced, or should I say, those six bottles of Stella Rosa finally convinced Nautica to rob little kids with us. I know Phil and Urbana was kidding about stealing candy from the children. With alcohol in her system, she definitely was not kidding. She walked up to this little girl who was dressed as the typical witch. "Happy Halloween, miss," she slurred, catching the girl's attention. "Aren't you a little old to trick or treat," the girl asked, putting her hand on her hip. Phil tried to cover his laugh. "Damn." I was hoping that Nautica didn't take that statement personally and let the drinks get the best of her emotions. She leaned down to her height. "I see someone's mommy couldn't afford to get her a decent costume this year, that's not boring," she said, putting her fingers in the girl's face. She was getting a little too agressive. "Instead of picking on little kids, you should be hoping that someone puts a boyfriend in your candy bucket," the girl said, giving Nautica the evil eye. Out of nowhere, the girl kicked her in the shins, and skipped away. "You little witch," Nautica called after her, hissing in pain. "Baby, I think you've done enough. You already tortured about ten kids tonight," I said, taking her hand. "Yeah girl. You know I was just kidding about stealing candy. I mean, I wouldn't want someone to do what you just did to my children," Urbana said, and Phil nodded in agreement. Nautica ran her hands over her face and sighed. "I'm sorry guys, but I'm drunk," she cried, and i kissed her forehead. WIth an awkward silence, the four of us walked back to the house, and decided to spend Halloween watching scary movies. We also learned a valuable lesson. Never let my wife get drunk!
