Jesse Lingard
So, you're not into casual sex? Fine, I'll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.
Dele Alli
My dick's been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
Sergi Roberto
I call my dick the truth because bitches can't handle it
Harry Kane
Having sex is a lot like golf. I'm always happy when I get a hole in one.
Marco Asensio
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
Paulo Dybala
My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?
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Footballer Preferences
FanfictionPreferences from footballers: Jesse Lingard - Manchester United #14 and England Midfielder Dele Alli - Tottenham #20 and England Midfielder Sergi Roberto - Barcelona #20 and Spain Midfielder/Defender Harry Kane - Tottenham #10 and England Forward Ma...
