3- ily kinky daddy

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i open my apartment door to my potential future daddy standing before me.
'hey' omg. that word. 1 thing. 2 do. 3 letters. 4 me. h-e-y. that's all i needed to hear. that word. 😩 it sent me into a state of euphoria. i knew he was gonna b my husband whether he liked it or not. how did he already know how to make me love him. i felt a kick in my stomach immediately after he said that orgasmic word, shortly after a baby shot out of my vagina and collided with the floor. i guess george saying such a beautiful word impregnated me and caused me to prematurely give birth.

i quickly kicked the baby behind the door and speedily bit off the umbilical cord hoping he wouldn't see, i invited him and alex into my apartment and invited them to sit on my rubber sofa made of used condoms.
'nice place u got here' blurted alex, 'hold on we never formally met, i'm alex, bandana boy 😩 is george and you are..'
'i'm zoe' i replied 'nice to meet u guys irl'
'wait hav u seen our youtube channels' asked george
'well obvs' i stated 'how else would i have been comfortable with u both helping me unpack?'
'oh yh lol' said alex

we unpacked my suitcase, which was 90% baby teeth and the rest being my toothbrushes for said baby teeth. alex then went back to his apartment cuz he needed to nap, thus leaving me and george alone...

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