The thot adventures

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*OUTSIDE SHAY'S HOUSE*

Laquita: Girlllllllllll I wanna fight you. You be talking shit for years and I'm tired of it. Come get.

Shay: Girl I ain't do that shit.

Rhonda: I GOT RECIETS.

*Rhonda shows Laquita*

Laquita: That's its. *Yanks off Shay's wig*

Shay: OH NOOOOOOOOOO. *Weakly punches Laquita in the face*

Laquita: Smirah hold me wig *rips off her own wig and gives it to her sister*

Shay: Your a bitch. B I C T...H!

Laquita: Fake and dumb ass hell. *Punches Shay in the tits*

Shay: MY IMPLANTS!

Laquita: I KNEW IT! *Pops Shay's tits with a needle and they deflate*

Shay: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Laquita: Time to kill yo ass dead. *Guns Shay to death*

Rhonda: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SHE DEAD!

Laquita: Ikr, with her dollar tree wig. Lets go get us some dick. *Looks at Smirah* and some pussy for my sister.

Smirah: Yes!

*They trio of thots walk to the court house*

Smirah: That walk hurt my ass.

Laquita: Lemme help you with that.

Smirah: I'm not that gay. If you touch my ass I will drop kick you.

Laquita: Try me hoe! *Sees Derrick, Tori, and Davonnte* HEY BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS...and Tori >.>

Derrick: Sup Laquita. The usual?

Laquita: Prepare for this dick boy.

Derrick: That's what's up! *They fuck right where they are*

Smirah: Hey Tori~ *Flexes her huge muscles while Tori is getting super wet*

Tori: Hi babe. I can't wait to do it for the first time.

Smirah: Me too. Let's go slow.

Tori: Okay. *Smirah pushes her down on the floor* OW NIGGA WHAT!?

Smirah: *Takes out a spiked dildo and shoves it in Tori's mouth*

Tori: *Can't breathe* ;((((((((((((((((

Smirah: *Rips off pants and pees on Tori* U LIKE IT

Tori: *Is dead*

Smirah: Oh...she died. Well that means she was a bicth baby. Not worth my time.

Rhonda: My turn- oh.... *Sees Laquita dicking down both Derrick and Davonnte* I never get anything... *Cries*

Laquita: LOL cry bicth.

Derrick: STRECH ME HOLES.

Laquita: I am. *Cums purple Kool-Aid in both her victims*

Derrick: *His bootyhole is on fire* IT HURTS SO GOOD!

*Davonnte is dead*

Derrick: Lololololol bicth baby died. Only real people can take good dick out here.

Laquita: Fr your the only one that I can fuck without you dying like damn. Weak ass niggas.

Police: *Surrounds them* Your under arrest for murder!

Laquita: QUICK "WHITE TRASH"! *Puts on a white people mask, Rhonda and Derrick do the same*

Police: Oh. You look like nice people. Sorry for the trouble. *They fuck off.*

Laquita: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS.

Derrick: Now lets go beat up straight kids.

Rhonda: YEAH-

Derrick/Laquita: SHUT UP BICTH DAMN YOU NOT THE LEAD ROLE DAMN!

Rhonda: *Cries* I just wanna be included! I'm such a good friend to yo ass!

Laquita: You know what...fine you right >.> I'm sorry. You have 4 lines left.

Rhonda: THANKS SO MUCH GIRL ILY!!!

Laquita: Whatever bicth. Now lets go beat up straight chirren!

*AT THE PARK*

(The kids are playing on the jungle gym)

Sarah: I'm having so much fun.

Marc: Me too.

Kenny: I love this alot! I love my mo- *Gets punched by Laquita*

Sarah: Heck no I'm outie! *runs away with Marc from The evil trio*

Rhonda: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE MISTAKES!

Derrick: Yeah let us give you a "friendly hug"!

*The kids run up to their parents at the car*

Marc: Mommy!

Sarah: Daddy! The bad people are trying to hurt us like they did Kenny!

Marc: Yeah!

Tonya: Oml

Michael: We gotta save them AGAIN! Why can ya'll be gay/bi like us?

Tonya: They just might be confused.

Laquita: *Walks up to the car* Hey give me your children so we can punch them. Oh and sum else. *Whispers in Tonya's ear*

Tonya: Okay. And just a punch? That's what your crying about!? Wasting my time. Ya'll can go head and punch them.

*Derrick and Laquita punch the children*

Sarah: *cries and picks up a rock and throws it at Rhonda*

Rhonda: WHYYYYYYYY I DIDN'T EVEN PUNCH YOU!?

Sarah: Because your such a Luigi to Laquita's Mario.

Rhonda: ;( *Cries again* Your child is a bicth.

Tonya: HELL NAH! *Runs over Rhonda*

Rhonda: oww...why...?

Laquita: You went over the line limit bicth!

Rhonda: fuck...you... *dies*

Laquita: Thanks girl!

Tonya: Np

*Tonya drives away with the kids*

[THE END]







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⏰ Last updated: Nov 02, 2019 ⏰

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