Death Note randomness

7 minutes in heaven

Lilith:hey, BB I'll give you a afterlifetime supply of jam if you can get everyone in this room in 10 minutes.

BB:*already gone to get everyone*

~10 insane minutes later brought to you by Beyond Birthday~

Light:why are we here?I was busy.

Lilith:huh,what were you doing, Kira.

L:11%

Light:what! i'm not Kira!

Lilith:you're in denial.

L:12%

Light:Ryuzaki, why are you listening to her?!

L:I trust Lilith, she has helped me solve past cases.

Lilith:thats right you better watch out, Kira.

Light:I AM-

Lilith:Kira

Light:NOT Kira

L:13%

Lilith:yes you are, anyway we are all going to play 7 minutes in heaven.oh and dont try escaping, BB locked all the doors.

Mello:how can we play?there are more guys than girls.*bites chocolate*

Lilith:simple, guys get in with guys. I know you and Matt would like that.

Mello & Matt:*blushes*

Light:what! are you crazy!

Lilith:yes, yes i am.i thought you of all people would understand, Light ImAGay. anyway i am not responsible for who you get. I already put in items in the hat for each of you.Now, Light go first. *shoves hat in front of Light's face*  

Light:what, why? 

Lilith:i said so.

Light:*grumbles and puts hand inside of the hat and picks an item*2 dice?

Lilith:*smirks and shoves Light in the closet*okay, where's Near?

Mello:he's over there *points to far away corner*

Lilith:thank you Mello*walks over to near an picks him up*

Near:*sigh* can you put me down?

Lilith:aww, but i like carrying you *puts down Near and leads him to the closet*

Near:*walk in the closet*

Lilith:*closes the closet and locks it*okay, 7 minutes!

Misa:NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lilith:*tapes Misa's mouth*

Misa:mhpimpwmpedmpLimhp (i wanted to go with Light)

Lilith:you cant always get what you want, and you do know you can just take off the tape.

Misa:*untapes mouth and pouts* i knew that.

Lilith:sure you did.

L: Lilith, you mentioned earlier that BB locked the doors, isnt he dead.

Lilith:yes, but not right now, right BB *huggles BB*

BB:that right *eats jam*

L:what do you mean?

Lilith:its a secret.

*loud noise coming from the closet*

Lilith:i wonder what there doing in there.

Matt:*shrugs while playing a psp*

Near:ow, that hurt.

Light:i didn't do anything.

Near:you touched it.

Lilith:what are they doing?-i swear if Light hurts Near in anyway i'm going to kill him-

Misa:NOOO!that was supposed to be me and Light.

Everyone:*stares at Misa*

Misa:what?!

*3 minute silence*

Lilith:okay! 7 minutes are up! *opens door* what the hell.Near, how did you get that many dice in here without me noticing.

Near: i put them here ahead of time.

Lilith:what, how?! anyway what was going on in here.

Near:i was stacking the dice, until Kira knocked them down.

Light:im not Kira!

L:18%

Light:Ryuzaki!

L:19%

Light:forget it, theres no point in argueing with you.

L, Lilith, and Near:are you admiting that you're Kira.

Light:No!

Lilith:then why are you making such a big fuss over it.

L:20%

Light: im not-

Lilith:anyway who's next?

Light:*smirks* you.

Lilith:ok, i dont see why not *puts hand in bag* alright i got a strawberry Jam cap.Lets go BB.

BB:ok *follows*

L:theres a 99% chance that she planned this.

Matt:she did say, that she placed all the items for us.*plays psp*

Light:isnt that cheating.

Lilith:i never stated any rules. *locks door from the inside*

~7 lovely minutes later~

Mello: its been 7 minutes, i wonder if they did anything. *bites chocolate*

Near:one way to find out.

L:*tries to open the closet* its been locked from the inside.

Weddy:i unlocked the main doors.

Everyone:*walks out of the room*

~in the closet~

Lilith:*throws jam at BB* ha, take that.

BB:*licks jam and throws jam at Lilith*

~after the jam war~

BB:you have some jam on your face.*licks jam*

Lilith:*blushes*s-so do y-ou.

BB:*leans in closer* i'm not worried about it. *kisses Lilith*

Lilith:*blushes and kisses back*

~after kissing scene~

Lilith:*unlocks door* lets go buy more jam.

BB:ok.