Elon's POV
Today at ofc I saw a man
I'm not a homosexual but he really made my Tesla rev up
He was super kawie daysue ugh I really want to kiss him in Tokyo, naked, under a cheery blossom tree in the suicid forest cause his brother really likes that place. I assume, he looks like the type that would have a brother who films dead body's becaus he's got sociopathic tendency's but I don't know who this guy is.....
But I would eat up his Ohio nail juices any day of the ohioian weekly calendar.
I'm going to look him up on Twitter
"Hey Twitter who's the man at ofc?"
"His name is Jake Paul nd he makes videos on utube with his squad team ten"
"Wow thanks Twitte!"
I decided to follow him
YOU ARE READING
Jake Paul x Elon musk - Ohio fried chicken
FanfictionIn one small Ohio city, two men meet at a OFC and hit it off so well that even Thor was shook. Elon: is that the Tesla S3X cologne? Jake: naw bro it ya boys cologne and there's no competition cause everyone already shook
