100 Followers Thing!!!! ~Emily and Squidlox

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Emily: *walks into Squidlox' s room while she's playing Call of Duty*

Squidlox: Yeah! *stands on couch and points at the screen* DIE MOTHER FUDGERS!!!!

Emily: Um...Squidlox?

Squidlox: *turns around and acts like the Xbox controller is a gun* PEEEEW!!!! PEEEEW!!!!

Emily: *walks over to the Xbox and turns it off* No more of that!

Squidlox: I feel parched! MOISTURIZE ME!!!"

Emily: NO MUCH FLIPPING DOCTOR WHO CAN YOU WATCH!?!?!?!?!? *grabs a cup of water and dumps it on Squidlox' s head*

Squidlox: Oi!

Emily: What are we going to do for our 100 follower thingy!?!?!?!

Squidlox: Umm...I wish Pinkie Pie where here. She could break the fourth wall and we could talk to our followers...

Emily: Who needs Pinkie Pie...when you have THIS! *pulls out a sonic screwdriver that looks like 11's but with a purple tip*

Squidlox: Where did you get that!?!

Emily: You know that week that I said I went to camp...

Squidlox: Lucky!

Emily: *smirks and holds out sonic straight at you*

*the screen begins to ripple and then there is a loud crash*

Emily: There we go! Hello!!!

Squidlox: *pushes Emily over* HI BadWolf585!!!!

Emily: *scooches in next to Squidlox* Wow...100 people sure looks like a lot! Do any of you guys have ideas for us?

*both lean in towards you*

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