Dippers POV:
"STAN!!!!!!! I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled, he doesn't answer. "Of course", I think "He's gone." I notice a note on the fridge, it reads "I'm gone for the month, enjoy your new roommate " I'm internally screaming. I sincerely hope it's not a hot guy, because I'm SUPER GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I practically run upstairs, and slam the door open to my room, just to see the one "person" I never expected. "YOU!!!!!!!!!" I scream. "Why are YOU in MY bed!" I just now realize the irony in what I said... FUCK!
Bills POV:
I'm in hysterics now! As PineTree realizes what he said, he starts yelling at me. I fall out of the bed as he throws his suitcase at me. All the clothes fall out as I float back to the bed, Now PineTree starts thoroughly cleaning the room I made a mess of.
Dippers POV:
"UGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "A little help please," "Sure, PineTree!" In a flash of blue flames, everything disappears. "Don't call me that," "Not a chance, PineTree!" "asshole," I mumble. "I can hear you, ya know! And you don't have to be so rude" "Coming from the guy that literally tried to DESTROY THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "You say potato, I say Solanum tuberosum" "da faq?!" "Nevermind," he sighed.
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