Last Christmas

Should I stay?

Should I stay?
Or walk away...?
My thoughts are running
My body keeps staying.

What's happening to me?
Am I dying already?
Nope, it's just a meme
Which saved my life luckily.

These rhymes are so shitty
That my phone call: "it's a pitty!"
My thoughts are running so fast.
I shouldn't eat that breakfast.

Look at my belly
That piece of fuckin' jelly.
It's so nasty and dumb
From a hill I want to jump.

Look at my boobs...
When God made them
He must said "Ups!"
"Amen"

Look at my butt
That piece of a slut
I hate it so much
I shouldn't eat that lunch

Look at my legs
They have the Color of eggs
they keep growing and growing
but I keep ?throwing and throwing?
They are huge as fuck.
And I'm dumb as fuck
That I ate the dinner
Oooh I'm horrible sinner.

Look at me.
Stinky me.
I should kill myself.
But I'm a little elf
Who would want to save him.
Who wouldn't hate him?