Stitch was sitting on a cliff overlooking the ocean. He was thinking, all the other experiments had jobs on the island as their true place, his place happened to be living with Lilo as her friend, but his super computer like brain had been trying to solve a problem recently. Lilo would eventually grow up and move to another place to live, a place where most likely experiments wouldn’t could he continue to be her friend? Or would it look freaky for a girl to spend almost all her time with a blue “Dog”
Stitch decided he too would need a job, he could easily be smart enough to work as Jumba’s assistant, but he had a habit of destroying things that required delicate care, it was his first instinct as the ultimate weapon anyways to do so.
He also noticed that Angel did not have a true place at all, the only thing she could do was sing to make experiments evil, she could sing backwards to make them good also but otherwise, she wasn’t really adept at anything.
Then Bonnie and Clyde, they were designed to be thieves, they got money off stealing but after a incident that got them in jail, they quit that and were now on a 10 years probation since none of the things they stole were actual money or valuables but instead lawn chairs and food and other various items.
Then 627, he had been deactivated, his only purpose that he was made for was to show Stitch that he was not the ultimate life form in the universe, Stitch had begun to believe so after he had been easily beating every foe, he thought he could get whatever he wanted and so Jumba made 627 to show him wrong.
He decided to go out here and think for a while. He could not come up with a single solution to his problem. Suddenly Reuben, formerly known as 625, approached him from behind.
Stitch looked like a blue koala, his cousin Reuben looked like a yellow hamster, other than their looks, they both had the same powers but Reuben was extremely lazy and preferred to make sandwiches. He was carrying an item other than a sandwich for once in his life.
“Hey cousin, what’s up?” he said keeping the item tucked under his left arm, it was some sort of paper back book. Stitch sighed and turned around, speaking in his native language, which was the only one he was fluent in.
“I can’t think of a job to do after Lilo moves away.” he said. Reuben who was programmed in both languages but preferred English replied “Well I think I know one.” he said.
Stitch looked at him and Reuben continued on. “You could join the federation again, incase the Leroy clones ever get sent on us again.” he said. Stitch winced. “Nah, that’s to boring and lonely.” said Stitch.
The feeling of curiosity took over him and he asked “What’s that book about?” he pointed to the magazine that Reuben had.
“Oh nothing, nothing! It’s just a book about humans.” said Reuben quickly placing the book behind his back. Stitch frowned. “Reuben, since when has anyone of us but Pleakly cared to read about humans…?” he said.
Reuben sighed and looked Stitch in the eyes. “Do you promise not to laugh?” he asked. Stitch nodded and Reuben took out the book and showed him the cover. The title of which was “Hustler” and on the front showed a human girl, about 18 completely naked.
“Is…is that… a porn mag?” asked Stitch, his left eye twitching against his will. Reuben nodded.
“Why would anyone do this?” asked Stitch as he and Reuben were reading the magazine, neither of them were getting aroused by it. “Well humans love sex, so they created porn. Apparently they film or photo each other having sex and sell it to the public.” said Reuben.
“But who would want to have people watch them have sex? That’s private!” said Stitch. Reuben smiled “They make about 50 dollars per video sold.” said Reuben turning to the back of the book. It showed an old man with two women at his side.
“See this old fart? He’s the owner of playboy, he is so rich off making porn that these 18 year olds will still fuck him.” said the yellow experiment smiling. Stitch’s jaw dropped. Then a plan formed in his mind.
“Hey how about we make porn?” asked Stitch after giving it some consideration, Reuben was putting away the magazine. “What!?” He asked.
“We could sell it, come on, the experiments need some release too.” said Stitch.
Reuben smiled. “You know cousin, I have seen you do some pretty wild things. Turn us all good, take on an army of clones, even save the world a few times but I would never expect you to come up with this, you pervert.” he said. Stitch smiled too.
“Well we need some employees.” said Reuben as they continued to walk back down the cliff path. They went to all the experiments that they could think of who didn’t have jobs or had rather low paying jobs such as Finder who worked as a lost and found for the beach.
“You want me to do what?” asked Bonnie, her expression on her face gave a look of horrified and yet slightly amused. Stitch went to work explaining about how much money they could potentially make, Bonnie and Clyde listened and smiled more with each word he said. “Okay, if there is money involved” said Bonnie, Clyde also agreed.
Meanwhile Reuben was asking others. Finder easily agreed. “Man you have no idea how stressing this job is!” said the ant eater like experiment. “I swear I had a kid who needed me to find his game boy in his back pocket.” he said.
Eventually they had rounded up a good number of experiments for their get rich quick scheme. It was down to the following.
Bonnie, Clyde, Finder, Reuben, Stitch, Kix, Spooky and Elastico.
Spooky had agreed because working at a haunted house was only good for once a year, Elastico had left the circus after an incident that left her pelted with food and name calling by the audience. And Kix just wanted to show off that his muscles were not the only thing that was big.
“Okay we got a lot of guys but only two girls.” said Reuben. Stitch had an idea and rushed off. “I’ll be right back!” he called. The other experiments began to discuss what they were going to do.
It wasn’t long before Stitch found Angel relaxing on the beach. “Hey there Angel.” he said in his native language. Angel sat up and looked at him waving.
“Angel would you be interested in doing porno with me and a bunch of other experiments for cash?” he asked keeping his gaze locked on her eyes. Angel was taken aback. “What?” she asked.
“Me and a few other male and female experiments have decided to try making money on porno, most of these experiments either have no jobs or want better paying ones, would you like to join with us?” asked Stitch. Angel was thinking it over. “You can get rich.” he said flatly. Angel smiled and walked up to him, planting a kiss on his cheek.
“Sure thing but don’t go berserk if I end up screwing others for money.” said Angel. Stitch hadn’t thought about that as he followed her. “you mean other girls, right!?” he called. Angel giggled “Just show me where the others are.” she said
