A Day In The Life Of A Dysfunctional Family 2

Mom: Beau Smith (Beau Brooks)

Dad: Simon 'Simmo' Smith (Luke Brooks)

Son: Eugene Smith (Jai Brooks)

Son: Jonathan 'Jonno' Smith (James Yammouni)

Daughter: Baby Patricia Smith (Daniel Sahyounie)

--> The Smith Family

On the couch

Beau: "It has been 2 years since the last and only time you filmed us and let me just point out that we're still not famous like you promised us. We wanna have our own reality show like the Kardashians!"

Patricia: "Yay Kardashians, can i be Kendall?"

Simon: "So you can date Harry Styles? No way! You're only 3 years old and you're already a slu+ like your mom. You're boyband obsession is going too far."

Beau: "But i can still be Kim or nah?"

Simon: "Kim has big tits unlike you, small titties."

Beau: "Why are you so mean to me?"

Simon: "Why are your tits so small?"

Beau: has tears in her eyes "Shit, I forgot to feed my fish."  And then Beau walked away with tears in her eyes. Why can't Simon be nice is probably the most asked question in this family. Doesn't he love his wife?

Eugene doesn't notice all the arguing that has been going on. He's just sitting here, typing some shit on his laptop.

Patricia: spits 

Eugene: "Patricia, can you stop spitting. Even though human saliva consists 99,5 % of water, it also consists of mucus, enzymes and other disgusting things that should stay in your mouth."

Simon: "I hate my life."

Beau outside with Patricia

 Beau: "Will you ever stop crying, you fcking dipshit?"

Beau now tries to throw Patricia on the ground but Patricia grabs Beau's 'boobs' so she won't fall.

Beau: "Don't touch mha tits!"

Patricia: "Jonno said last night that they were bugbites." laughs

Beau: "You're fcking disgusting, Patricia!" hits Patricia

Simon now runs to Beau and tackles and hits her.

Simon: "Pee on her Patricia, pee!" "Stay away from my kid!"

In Jonno's room

Jonno: "My brother is still the same as he was two years ago but I'm still trying how not to be gay." "Eugene, come here!"

Eugene: "What's wrong?"

Jonno: "You have to stop being on the internet so much. I know vine, twitter and youtube can be fun but not 24/7 and by the way take those stupid glasses off. Takes Eugenes glasses off

Eugene now takes his spare glasses out of his pocket and puts them on.

Jonno: "I give up. Just go! Fck this shit!"

Eugene: "hehehe me and my laptop forever."

In Eugene's room

Beau: "Hello Eugene, I remember that last time I showed you something and I think this time you're ready to see my tits."

Eugene: "No please don't, I promise I'll watch p0rn if you don't show me."

Beau: "I want you to stop going on the internet and you wanna watch p0rn even though you can see the real thing here?"

Eugene: "yes."

Beau: "Fine but I hope your WiFi dies."

Eugene: girl voice "I hope your WiFi dies hehehehehehee"

In the living room

Beau: "We are beautiful in every single way. Words won't bring me down oooooooh..." (sings)

Simon: "Haven't you leaned anything for the past two years? You can't sing and you're my bitch. Make me some food, you ungrateful slu+!"

Beau: "What do you want to eat?"

Simon: "Do I really have to tell you what I wanna eat? Are you that stupid? Can't you read my mind? small tits. hits Beau

Beau: "I was beautiful in every single way, words just brought me down"

Patricia: spits "shut the f*ck up!"

In Jonno's room

Jonno: "At the end of the day we're just one big happy family and I wouldn't change them for the money in the world, except for 10000 dollars or more, and...

Eugene: "Sorry to disturb you but I forgot my glasses."

Jonno: "Get the f*ck out!!!"

"So where was I...? Oh yeah I really love my family."