Me: So my names Lilian Smiley!
Jeff: Bitch, you made Toby into a walking alarm quack. ALARM CLOCK I MEAN!
Toby: QUACK QUACK QUACK!!!
Me: It's rubbing off on you Jeff...
Jane: Lol. Ya know it's kinda boring here...
Jeff: Yeah, daddy isn't here...
Me: Ya know Jeff, it doesn't mean you and Slenderman made out last night means you can call him daddy anywhere and everywhere...
Slenderman: *sigh* Go back to our room Jeff...
Jeff: Yes daddy~*leaves*
Me: Ugh gross Slender! Your almost like Offender! Oh please don't tell me he's infected you...
Slenderman: What do you mean by infected?
Smile Dog(Human): I spent one hour in a room with him and after that I can't stop hitting on my food...
Me: Ya guys know what's funny? This is just the authors note. YA'LL INTERRUPTING MY THUNDER!
Everyone: Sorry...
Me: GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM YOU NOCTURNAL WEIRDOS!!!
EJ: We aren't weirdos!
LJ: We're freaks!
Sally: Who's freaks?
Me: Nothing darling go back to your room.
Sally: Okay.
Me: Okay now that the others are in their rooms I can finally say my opening...(just scroll down)
QUACK!
~Author~
