Me: *sleeping peacefully*
(*BOOM,CRASH,BANG*)
Me: *falls out of bed and gets my huge syringes and scalpels* WHO THE FUCK THERE?!?
Dr.Smiley: *barges in* LILIAN I HEARD A LOUD THUD FROM HERE! ANYTHING WRONG!?
Me: I heard loud sounds from downstairs I think?
Toby: *walks in* S-sorry...I was making breakfast...
Me: WHAT KIND OF COOKING MAKES BOMB SOUNDS COME FROM THE KITCHEN!?
EJ: He was cooking kidneys...
Me: Well that solves it...
LS: *randomly appears* W-What's happening?
Red: *also randomly appears* Must've been Toby cooking again...
Toby: I AM A GREAT COOK! *cries*
Clocky: Don't worry Tobias...
Jane: I make loud crashing sounds every time I blow up a ballon...
Jeff: *walks in half naked* How does that even work?
Slenderman: *also half naked* Now now, let's get out of Lilian's bedroom.
Me: *freaking out* AHHHH BIG BRO MASTER AND JEFF DID IT AGAIN!!!
Dr.Smiley: *hugs Lilian* Hush now...
Jeff: Ya know, it's not that bad. Maybe you should get a partner yourself.
Me: Never ever have I ever tried to get into a relationship.
Jeff: Well, never ever have I ever said that you aren't beautiful. Your pretty so you don't need to get anyone to like you because everybody already likes you.
Me: Wow Jeff that's the kindest thing you've ever said to me. Maybe I will get in a relationship...
Masky: *marches in* WILL EVERYBODY SHUT UP ITS 5pm!
Hoodie: *crawls in bed with Lilian*
Me: H-HOODIE GET OUT OF-
Hoodie: *is hugging Lilian's waist*
Me: Ya'know this is kinda comforting...*falls asleep*
(And so everybody went back to their rooms and can you believe this happens every week? Neither do I)
