Colored Killers - An Eddsworld AU - Tomtord

Exposition

For many years, there has been 5 armies, hidden from most of the world. "Most" being the key word. These armies are 'lead' by the 'father army,' Colored Killers. This army desides their attacks, free days, and who each leader and soldier will marry. This army is lead my a dark and brutal man by the name

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Ding

Or atleast, thats what he refers to himself as

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Each army are named after colors, and listed from most wanted, to least wanted, including their leaders. This list is written bellow in order . . .

Red Army (Tord A. Limestone)
Blue Army (Elizabeth R. Marengo)
Grey Army (Jared J. Anderson)
Purple Army (Adam F. Holden)
Green Army (Jade L. Rollow'l)

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Ding has assigned rules to each army, this book of rules is refered to as 'The Army Code.' The Army Code consists of a 769 pages, and too many rules to count, well I mean, for the lazy leaders it is, only Ding knows how mant rulls are in The Army Code, but he refuses to tell. All of the rules are important, but the most important rules are on page 67, which are

. . .

Armies are not friends, they are foe.

Leaders of different colors are not allowed to date, yet, soldiers of different colors are.

Leaders of different colors are not to avoid eachother, they are to make meeting, start war, or work together to fend off a colorless group of mindless foe.

Meetings are lead by the second most wanted colored leader.

Meetings are not lead by the most wanted colored leader so that the leader will not be in too much power.

Each army must have a minimum of 100 soldiers, a medic, a mechanic, and atleast 5 gaurds.

If a colored leader has to retire, the child of this leader must take their place.

Colorless foe's are not killed, yet imprisoned and treated well, if they do not eventually give in and join the colors, kill them off with a surprise.

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It's a lucky thing that Ding is now allowing homosexual relationships, so that the 'colored leaders' can love who they want . . . well, as long as it's not another 'colored leader.' This is a problem, because 2 leaders have fell in love with another leader. Their names can not be given, but they are in troble if Ding finds out.

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The 'Colored Leaders' aren't all murder and demands, they each have their own personalities

Tord - Red - The Anxious One

Elizabeth - Blue - The Serious One

Jared - Grey - The TriggerHappy One

Adam - Purple - The Shy One

Jade - Green - The Innocent One

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Thats it, go ahead and enjoy

. . . . .

Oh?

Who am I?

Well,

You'll see in the end

:)