My friends are so weird...

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Okay, so my friend group is SO FUCKING WEIRD! Well, I'm weird too, but, whatevs. So this is what happened while we were texting:

Me, friend, Guy friend,

I'm...WET!

4:13PM
My arm is wet

I was completely set
Covered in water

4:55PM
----STOP TELLING THEM YOUR GIVING HINTS ABOUT WHAT WE DID (I'm the only one who used proper grammar, apart from full stops, they suck)

XD

(I was ontop just to let you know)

WOOOWWWWWWW
I'M PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF TOPPING

---- calm down but I'm the one fucking your the one getting ducked

*inhales angrily*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The messages that are supposed to be here are unimportant(there's a million things I haven't done-sorry)

C is to the left of your moms titties

NON
C IS TO THE LEFT OF THE TWO BLACK KEYS
AND AUTO CORRECT IS JUST RIDICULOUS NOW! HOW THE HELL DOES BLACK TURN INTO BLQCK!!???

C IS TO THE LEFT OF YOUR MOMS TITTIES

C IS TO THE LEFT OF SKITTLES

C IS TO THE LEFT OF YOUR MOMS TITTIES

C. Is. To. The. Left. Of. Thomas. Jeffy!!!!

*---- Has sent an image*

Where are you?
Imma get Temple Run and I don't care that it's old
I miss the game

?
C IS TO THE LEFT OF YOUR MOMS TITTIES

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

C IS TO THE LEFT OF YOUR MOMS TITTIES

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Yeah... I have weird friends... They get worse though.
Also I'm going to starts putting the word 'Author' so then you know when it's me or one of my friends. If it's one of my friends they will put the first letter of their name, I'm using 'Author' because this is my account and I made the book, also I had no idea what else too out and I didn't want to use the first letter of my first name because it's one of the only names in my country that uses that letter, which would make it too obvious.

-Author (P.S the last few chapters were by me)


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