BEWARNED THIS MAKES NO SENSE
Veronica Hamsley looked at the Satans Spawn On Earth gucci slides in her hands and felt Happy.
She walked over to the window and reflected on her Happiness surroundings. She had always hated Hell Las Vegas with its clean, cuddly Casino. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel Happy.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Jhon Doe. Jhon was a Kylie jenner lips idiot with 2cool4scool ears and hot smexy legs.
Veronica gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a Smexy, Long Hair, hot green tea drinker with skinny ears and smexy smexy legs. Her friends saw her as a warty, whispering writer. Once, she had even made a cup of tea for a teeny-tiny necklace.
But not even a Smexy person who had once made a cup of tea for a teeny-tiny necklace, was prepared for what Jhon had in store today.
The to hot for me teased like killing doggo, making Veronica Murder.
As Veronica stepped outside and Jhon came closer, she could see the grieving glint in his eye.
"I am here because I want revenge," Jhon bellowed, in a beautiful eyes tone. He slammed his fist against Veronica's chest, with the force of 6950 sans. "I frigging hate you, Veronica Hamsley."
Veronica looked back, even more Murder and still fingering the Satans Spawn On Earth gucci slides. "Jhon, you cant snatch my weave," she replied.
They looked at each other with Weave snatched feelings, like two anxious, angry annoying dog running at a very hell raising Funeral, which had lofi music playing in the background and two sexy uncles rampaging to the beat.
Suddenly, Jhon lunged forward and tried to punch Veronica in the face. Quickly, Veronica grabbed the Satans Spawn On Earth gucci slides and brought it down on Jhon's skull.
Jhon's 2cool4scool ears trembled and his hot smexy legs wobbled. He looked Sad, his body raw like a kaleidoscopic, knowing kylie jenner lip kit.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Jhon Doe was dead.
Veronica Hamsley went back inside and made herself a nice drink of hot green tea.
THE END
