No.
No.
No.
Do me a favor, keep your fantasies to yourself.
So many people, females in particular, claim that they're so "in love' with me, and many other slashers. Hear me out on this...
I can guarantee you that if you ever saw me in real life; me trying to kill you, you wouldn't run toward me. You would naturally be running for your life. And those little "fantasies" that you had - they'd shatter and be forgotten. If there was somebody who ran toward me, then they obviously have a death wish, and they are lacking natural instinct. If you saw me standing in front of you, holding a kitchen knife, ominously I'm there to kill you.
You. Wouldn't. Wait.
You'd run.
Then trip, and fall into your own death.
Just do us all a favor, and keep your fantasies to yourself. Slasher "love" stories are highly unrealistic and would never actually occur.
It ruins the characters.
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Michael Myers' Rants
HorrorDo you want to know more about me? Read my book of rants. Hopefully you'll know what irritates me, so when you run into me, it'll be less brutal...
