secretly married | daerosé ✓

nine

daehyun's pov

"how much is it?" i asked.

"12 dollars." she said and i handed her the money before grabbing the tray and walked towards zelo.

"hubby, here!" i heard chaeyoung shouted.

oh shit.

i ran towards her and put the tray on the table beside her.

"uhm... she- she said, "hey bee! yep, it's what we call each other. yeah, we're really close. this friend of mine, real cute friend of mine." i just smiled and saw my friends with their eyebrows lifted up and i just smiled at them before sitting right beside this giant baby.

"don't call me "hubby," in public." i said and she pouted. "why not?" she asked.

"because..."

"because what?"

"it- it's just a no." i said and she raised an eyebrow.

fuck my life.

"we wouldn't want anyone to steal the thing we call each other, right wifey?" i smiled and she smiled as well.

"sure, hubby."

thank god. hallelujah.

"not that i'm intruding, but we're still here, you know?" jennie says.

"sorry." chaeyoung and i said.

"also, hubby and wifey is my and chaeyoung's thing, don't steal it." she said before going back to her meal.

"the gayness is too much." lalisa shook her head.

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"pop corn, pop corn!" she shouted as she dances. "stop dancing, i can concentrate." i said and she pouted.

"mom and dad never scolds me for dancing. in fact, they dance along with me." she said and i rolled my eyes.

"well sorry, i'm not them." i looked over my shoulder before going back to cooking the ramen and popcorn.

suddenly, i could hear her silent sobs.

"i miss mommy and daddy!" her voice horsed and i turned of the stove and faced her.

she's a crying mess.

"okay, okay, i'm sorry." i said but she kept on crying. "all right, i'll dance with you." i said and she overjoyed.

what more if we have kids?

wait, why the fuck did that came into my mind?

"play twice's "dance the night away,"." she said and i raised an eyebrow. "twice?" i raised an eyebrow.

"you don't have them?" she became teary again and i shook my head.

"i have them, i have them. wait, i'll just get my phone real quick." i said and she stopped me.

"you need to cook that." she said and i raised an eyebrow.

"but you said-"

"then cut yourself in half, easy!" she said.

"huh?! how am i supposed to do that?!" i shouted and she shrugged.

"i don't know. you think of how, you're smart." she said before leaving and i just rolled my eyes and went back cooking.

in a week or so, i'm gonna end up in a mental hospital because of that girl.