Diners, Drive-Ins and Love (Guy Fieri fanfiction)

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I'm stuck help.

Help me, help me.

Its happening again, I'm stuck

I close my eyes hoping it would be all over it isn't I hate this so much this happens all the time

time time time time time

"uuGhhhHHhhGggghhhaAAAAGGHHHHGH"

I push

the feeling of release washes over me I did it.

I flush the toilet

"that's the last time I eat left over Taco Bell" I say to my cat as she licks my foot

I had the same dream again, the same dream I've had for 3 nights straight it's about Guy I had an interview a few weeks back to intern for his show triple D or as non fierettes call his show Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives. I need to get close to him so bad he is the only thing I want.

I got it.

The interview was a once in a lifetime deal! Guy interviewed me himself.

He was beautiful.

His hair freshly bleached as blonde as can be.

His smile oh god his smile I've never seen something so beautiful in my life.

"Hello Scarlett," he said with that beautiful grin "so you want to work here on triple D"

"Yes" I flushed my body suddenly becoming hot

"ahh you're blushing" Guy looking at me up and down his eyes going for round 2 stopping at my chest then back at my eyes

DID HE JUST

OH MY GOD HE DID! Guy Fieri checked me out.

"ummmm I guess I did haha I'm just such a big fan" I nervously said blushing again Oh shit! I hope he didn't notice this is so embarrassing

"haha I get that a lot, I like you Scarlett." eyeing me once again "You want the job? You can have it."

"JUST LIKE THAT?"

"Just like that." he said cooly

"Thank you so much Guy! I won't let you down!!!"

"oh I'm sure you won't" he whispered under his breath thinking I wouldn't hear but I did :3

The phone rings

"Hello?"

"Scarlett?"

"Yes that's me!"

"It's time bye"

Oh Shit!