Operation: L.I.N.C.O.L.N.L.O.U.D.

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Lincoln
In
Nerophysical
Computer
Operating
Large
Non-superstitionious
Leeway
Of
Understanding
Dang-smart-Kids

DON'T JUDGE ME >:(

"I'm Lincoln." Lincoln replied "Lincoln Loud." Nigel replied "So LINCOLN where did you come from. And why are you in your pajamas?"
"I ran away." Lincoln replied. Nigel said "Well that doesn't explain why you are in your pajamas. Did teenagers force you? Your parents?"
"Well... my parents kicked me out just because of my sister's superstition." Lincoln replied. "WHAT?! THEY KICKED YOU OUT JUST BECAUSE OF SOMETHING YOUR SISTER BELIVED IN?!" Nigel yelled. "That is highly illegal and they should be arrested for that!!!" Wally replied "Number 1 do you know if he is really telling the truth." "Number 4 just look at him. Lincoln looks like he went through a storm. He is dirty, covered in leaves, and has dirt marks on him." Nigel argued. Abby replied "Yeah Lincoln needs help." Wally said "Alright fine, but he'd better not cause trouble."
"So Lincoln where do you live?" Nigel asked. "1216 Franklin Avenue Royal Woods, Michigan." Lincoln said. It cuts to the family who just returned home, investigating how the window broke and why Lincoln's room was open when suddenly they heard the doorbell ring. "I'll get it." Lynn Sr said.
Lola Lana Lisa Leni and Lynn Jr followed him. Lynn Sr opened the door and found Nigel, Hoagie, Kuki, Wally, and Abby looking quite furious.
"Sorry it's not holoween. Now scram!" Lynn Jr yelled. "That's not what we're here for." Nigel stated "We recently just met an 11 year old boy with his pajamas on." "Well it could have been anyone." Lola scoffed. Nigel replied "But the color of the boy's hair was WHITE! Ringing any bells for you?" "W-we don't know anyone with white hair." Lana said nervously.
Hoagie stated "Nice try but we can always spot a liar." "What's that in the stair case?!" Nigel ordered. What Nigel spotted a family picture with Lincoln in it. "Why did you kick him out of the house?" Kuki asked in her normal sweet voice. Lynn Sr stuttered until Lynn Jr said "He is bad luck." Nigel slammed the door in frustration. "Excuse my language but I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY BELIEVE IN SUCH DAMN SUPERSTITIONS!" "THOSE ARE HEARTLESS MONSTERS!" Hoagie and Wally said. "They aren't very nice!" Kuki stated. "Looks like Lincoln needs to become a KND operative." "You're right number 5." Nigel agreed "Let's get to teaching."

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