*A/N: This is an AU where the normal team seven does not exist.*
I did it. I have my headband now. And I'm on a team with my best friends. This was the best day ever. What can go wrong? It seems you jinxed yourself.
Your teammates were Claire, the prankster and Zephyr, the well-known pickpocket. You were the balancer, the bookworm who stayed indoors most of the time.
*A/N: This is what your team was wearing: (The boy is not Zephyr. That was just what he was wearing. And Claire is wearing the first outfit and you are wearing the second. BTW: The pictures are NOT mine.)
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Claire was a short magpie haired girl (no, seriously, her hair was black and white) with a fishtail braid with radioactive green eyes, while Zephyr had sleek platinum blonde hair and misty purple eyes. He was a tiny bit taller than you and considered Claire and you as frenemies. (HAH! I told you he didn't look like the picture!) You had (for the sake of the story) extremely pale skin compared to the two of them, as you stayed indoors most of the time. (And your hair is a tiny bit curly and put in a high ponytail like Ino's)
(AAND your headband locations: Zephyr wears it normally, Claire has it on her neck like a choker, and you have it on your left arm like an armband)
So, you were waiting in class, reading the Hobbit (I KNOW IT DIDN'T EXIST BACK THEN BUT I LIKE IT SO SCREW YOU) and Claire decided to set up an overcomplicated trap, BECAUSE WHY NOT? You decided it would be pretty amusing and considering that Zephyr was also interested, you helped Claire set it up. Zephyr joined you two a little later since your teacher hasn't come yet. (I said it was overcomplicated didn't I? Oh, and it's a surprise. Teehee~)
*swoosh* The door opened and triggered the mechanism, which led to a bucket of water landing on your teacher: Kakashi Hatake.
"Is he really a Jonin?! Hah! He couldn't even dodge that 'simple' trap!" Claire retorted, crying tears of laughter.
"You might regret that since I will be your teacher for the rest of your ninja journey. And also, let me make this clear. I. HATE. ALL. OF. YOU." Kakashi glowered at all of you.
"Now, let's start this all over again. My name is Kakashi Hatake, Jonin. My interests are none of your business. Introduce yourselves. starting with the boy." Kakashi growled, still wet.
"Zephyr Daned, Genin. I have an interest in living on the streets."
"Y/N L/N, Genin. I like reading."
"Pfft, Claire Andes, Genin. Professional prankster." Claire giggled.
Kakashi gave Claire the death glare and then proceeded to warn you of the gruelling task ahead.
"Don't eat breakfast tomorrow, you might throw up."
**NEXT DAY**
"So, did you eat or not?" Kakashi inquired. He got a perfect "WE ATE SO JOKES ON YOU!" from the team.
"We never throw up do we?" Zephyr stated rebelliously. BIG MISTAKE BOY, if only you could've known.
Kakashi explains the bell game, but since you already ate, no one bothered too much. Until... "Since you went against my orders and ate breakfast, I will simply change the rules a teeny, tiny, bit. If you don't get a bell by the end of the day, you get a kunai to the knee. Literally."
FUCK. Things got heated up real quickly there. If we don't get a bell, we would be injured for the rest of our lives.
The exact same train of thought went through your teammates' minds. (Oh, and since you already work well together, Kakashi just wants blood.🙂)
You rushed at him with hidden kunais, then attempted a jump kick. He blocked your kick, so you threw out your kunais. He dodged all except one, which cut through his sleeve. Blood dripped out of the cut. Blood... The taste of blood. While you were distracting Kakashi, Zephyr shadow cloned himself and snuck behind Kakashi. Claire was hidden, as a last resort attempt in case of trouble. BUT OH SHIT KAKASHI NOTICED ZEPHYR and kicked him square in the chest. Spluttering out blood, Zephyr flew right into a tree, most likely with a broken back. His clones poofed. Then Kakashi slammed you onto the ground, resulting in a broken arm. The pain was so bad you were blacking out. "Come out come out where ever you are~ I know you're around here somewhere..." The blood had driven him completely insane.
*HOHOHO, CLIFFHANGER! And the gore/romance starts in chapter 2.*
