DAMN KAITOU JOKER RANDOMES!!!! 2

TOD 2

Everyone except me: WHO GAVE THE DARES?!

Me: I thank ALicE_ANgeL09 for all these awesome TODS

Me: first up to shadow. *pulls him away from everyone*
Dare, cheat Alice and let joker tell the news

Shadow: HECK NO SHE'LL KILL ME

Me: hmm, wonder what should the penalty be?.... 😈😈😈🔥🔥🔥🔪🔪🔪

Shadow: I'm doing this only because of my life, got it?! (I think either way you'll die actually....)

Shadow: *cheats on Alice* I.am.so.going.to.regret.this.I.am.so.damn.sorry.Alice (I'm also a little bit sorry to neko....😅)

Me: Ok, now joker you'll have to break the bad news to Alice

Joker: on it! Your so going to be dead shadow

Shadow: WAIT NO-

Joker: hey Alice! Shady just cheated on you!

Shadow: this is the story of how I died

Alice: no he didn't!

Joker: I'm sorry to tell you this but seriously, yes he did

Alice: you're just joking, are you?

Joker: sadly, no (grinning really evilly in the inside)

Alice: WAHHHH *cries*

Shadow: Wait! Alice! It was just a dar-

Me: *pulls him away* nope! There's another part of this dare. Dump!
Dare: comfort Alice, make SJ jealous

Dump: Oh wow.... *walks to Alice* *comforts her* (I'm too lazy to type)

Shadow: *really jealous* HEY, THAT'S MY GIRL!!! IM SORRY ALICE IT WAS JUST A DARE FORGIVE ME

Alice: Ok, if it's just a dare, I'll forgive you

Shadow: yay (^^; )

Me: And to queen,
Truth, what will happen if you cutted your hair short?

Queen: I'll die that's what will happen

Me: dang

Me: spade you have a truth "will you still be a peacock if your mohawk (that yellow thing on his hair) is cutted of?:

Spade: question, why would I be called a peacock because I have that thing on my head?

Me:

Me: good point

Me: And here's some TODs from PurplePonder spade she dared you to make chicken or peacock noises for the rest of the chapter

Spade: WHY AM I EVEN CALLED A PEACOCK?!

Me: to shady and joker,
Dare, dress up as each other and pretend to be each other

Joker and shadow: WHAT

Me: *snap*

Them: NANI THE FUC

Me: lol what even

Joker: Ok IM THE BLACK SHADOW THAT PAINTS OVER THE LIGHT WHICH IS YOU- (what my bro literally just said a few minutes ago)

Shadow: Why am I even doing this

Spade: I- cluck cluck hate- cluck cluck all of this- cluck cluck

Hachi: wtf

Me: *snaps again*

Them: thank the heavens

Me: now the last TOD of the day, queen,
Truth, have you ever eaten anything that does not have strawberries before?

Queen: strawberry is love, strawberry is life

Me: I'll take that as a no then