Like what just happened Mr. Late? (I thought)
As I was saying, I'm half Filipino and half American... That makes me a Fil-Am obviously. I love cooking and eating as well...
Kaya pala mataba ee.. (The guy said)
And then everyone was laughing. -_- But I continued anyway.
I love photography and I'm also a model.
Hindi kaya obvious... (he said)
And I can understand, read, write and speak Filipino that well.
So ano kayo ngayon? Nga-nga! I devilishly smiled.
Mrs. Montessa: Okay. Thank you Miss Arellano! Let's move on to the guy beside you.
The guy stood up. The freakin' arrogant, boastful, unrespectful, not punctual, hot-looking guy...
What Xyza??? Okay erase the last adjective. You hate him okay? Hate him!
The Guy: I'm Ian Mark Villania, 13, Freshie and I'm a mayonaise...
What? Mayonaise? Huh? How come?
The Guy: Because I'm every Lady's Choice!
Everyone was like Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh... and I was like Too Corny!!!!!!!!!
He's such a jerk. Every lady's choice? Seriously? Yeah, you are somewhat handsome but your attitude stinks dude! So I was like...
Me: Mais ka ba?
Ian: at bakit taba?
Hindi pa nga tayo close, so why bother call me funny names? Bastard! Only my friends do that and you're not one of them.
Me: You are too corny!
And the class went Whoooooooo...
Napahiya siya! Haha. So ano ka ngayon? Edi Boom Nga-nga!
He looks mad and he was looking at me. But then I only gave him a wink. So who's winning now dude? XD
*Fast Forward: Lunch Break*
So here I am. In the middle of the cafeteria, eating my lunch all alone. When suddenly...
Ian: Can I share this table with you? :)
Did I just saw him smile? Oh Ian! You are such a cute guy. But wait, are you trying to fool me with your angelic aura? You're definitely playing the game. Okay, I'm in!
Me: Such an honor Mr. Mayonaise! (Sabay irap ng mata)
We were both silent while eating. Kinda AWKWARD! XD
He broke the silence.
What will happen next. Abangan!
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