Mabel: Hey look! We got our first request!
Dipper: Oh what is it?
Mabel: Something called Billdip...
Bill: Hey its got me in it!
Dipper: Yeah but who's the... dip...
Mabel and Bill: *stares*
Dipper: It's me isn't it...?
Mabel: Yup!
Dipper: Oh no. oh no oh no oh no oh no
Bill: OH YES TIME TO SUFFER PINETREE
Dipper: Noooo
Mabel: I mean, I could see it...
Dipper: WAT
Bill: Ummmm wat
Mabel: I don't know, but it's really obvious that Dipper likes guys
Dipper: No I don't!
Bill: Yah you do. I can read your mind. You're bisexual
Dipper: well don't go around telling everyone...
Mabel: It's ok Dippin Dots. I'm pansexual! Everyone is fine here! We are getting off topic though. BACK TO THE GAY SHIPS!
Dipper: back to suffering
Mabel: *interviewer mode* Bill, how do you feel about the ship: Billdip?
Bill: wtf... Uh... I don't know, I mean Pinetree's okay, but not the best
Dipper: BILL!
Bill: Oh when I lie, everyone hates me, but when I tell the truth for once, you still hate me!
Dipper: Yes
Bill: I am... offended. I am hurt. I need stress food. *floats off and comes back with a whole box of cookies*
Mabel: Oh! Can I have some?
Bill: No
Mabel: hmm
Dipper: I guess that was it for Billdip?
Bill: I guess...? *eats cookie*
Mabel: BUT THE QUESTION STILL STANDS! WOULD IT WORK?!
Dipper: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO HE TRIED TO KILL US I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY HE'S EVEN HERE!
Bill: I mean, desperate times call for desperate measures...
Dipper: Bill! No!
Mabel: Well folks come back soon!
Dipper: Who are you talking to?
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Dipper and Mabel React to Ships
FanfictionBasically the title I take requests for ships, I'll do crossovers and other stuff, so yah
