Alice In Wonderland
While Alice was staying on a bench next to her sister who was reading she felt really bored.She took a peek on some pages a few times,but there were no images in it,so she gave up. (Sorry I'm giving up on you...) XD "This book is useless!" she thought "because it has no pictures in it!" (How to judge a book by Alice now only 19.99 $!).She yawned and looked around.In that moment sh saw something incredible: a white rabbit dressed in a waistcoat looking at a clock talking to himself! So she got up and followed the rabbit and when he disappeared underground she jumped after him without thinking.
She fell very slowly through a kind of well and could see so many things while falling. She actually took a jam glass from a shelf,but because it was empty she felt disappointed and put it back on another shelf. There were books and boxes and so many other things that she thought were interesting,but then she started to think about when her trip is gonna end,because it was taking TO LONG.
She thought that now she was close to the middle of Earth and started thinking about the people that lived on the other side of the world. "What will I tell them?" she questioned herself. Then she thought about her kitty kat kat (sry but I really want Kit Kat Kat now ;-;). "She will miss me so much! (The cat: Yass I finally got rid of that hooman!).Alice started being worried. She was worried because her family too, which is gonna get scared that they won't see her this evening. But then she started getting sleepy. Right when she thought to take a nap and the eyes started closing, she landed on a pile of branches and dry leaves.
She didn't get hurt so she got up and looked around. She could see a long corridor. The white rabbit was running to it,so she followed him and get in a long hallway,lighted up by lamps that were hanging from the ceiling. The rabbit evaporated.
On the hallway there were many doors.Alice tried some,but all of them were closed so she started feeling sad."How (the crap will I get the hell out of here!) will I succeed in getting out of here?" she thought.She looked around and saw a small key on a table,but the key was too small for the locks, so she continued to search until she found a small door with a small lock. They key fit in and could unlock the door which lead to a small corridor,but Alice was to big to go through the door.
She went back to the table and for her surprise there was a small bottle with a label:"DRINK MEHHH :3". She decided to drink from the bottle and when she did that she became smaller and smaller and even smaller until she could enter the door. But you can't believe it! Now the key was on the table and now she was to small to reach it. So she tried and tried to climb the table to reach the key,but she couldn't and last she started crying.
After she cried a while,she wiped her tears because she remembered she was a brave girl and started looking around. Last sh found a small box under the table and inside it was a small cake and the words: Eat mehhh :3. She ate a little and saw she was growing. Then she took another bite until she ate the cake.
I h8 Alice in WonderPOOP!
