Leon: I love my tella
Leon: tella is a beautiful tella
Leon: I couldn't wish for moar-
Derpy: (breaks down door like a freakin god) HI BIS H
Leon: . . .
Leon: wtf is th a t -
Derpy: the love of your life, now kiss me before I internally break down or sm
Leon: hah,
Leon: nO
Tella: wth is going on here
Derpy: I'm tryna seduce ur boyfriend-
Tella: . . . wut
Derpy: (picks up Leon bridal style) BAI SIS-
Leon: wAIT WHAT NO H E lp-
Derpy: (jumps into a dark void with Leon never to be seen again)
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Tella: ...... oh
YOU ARE READING
.:DERPON:. Derpy x Leon
RandomThis book is a sh!tpost, I created it as an inside joke between my friend and I. The characters tella and Leon belong to Glitch-Gamer on deviantArt The cover is art from my friend and badly photoshopped onto my cat oc. Enjoy.