*Kaneki and hide sits in a park*
Kaneki: I love you so much, my one and only sugar boy.
Hide: I love you too honey.
Kaneki: I will never EVER EVER LEAVE YOU OR CHEAT ON YOU
Hide: Thats good cus-
*Kaneki sees a nice man ass walking by*
Kaneki: ooHH wait i forgot t-the STOVE on at home byeeeee
*kaneki enters nice man ass behind a tree*
Hide: -cus my mom just died of cancer... and i have the same cancer. pussy cancer....
Nice man ass: Ohhh YEAH KAnekii HARDERRR
Kaneki: OOOFFF YASSSSS
*Hide sees them having buttsex*
Hide: ..k-k-kaneki???
Kaneki: OH SHIT
Nice man ass: sup BRUH
-to be continued-
