Hay Pride

1

It was a nice sunny day in the Hay Kingdom. 

Nineteen-year-old Arnold was taking a stroll around the kingdom and was on his way to Fishkie's Domain to visit his lover, prince Nidos. Unfortunately, his mood became ruined thanks to his annoying fairy Derek. "HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! ARNOLD! ARNOLD! THE KING WANTS A BODYGUARD FOR HIS DAUGHTER! YOU'D MAKE THE BEST CANDIDATE! COME ON, ARNOLD! BECOME ONE! YOU'RE THE BEST KNIGHT IN THE COUNTRY!!" he screamed at the top of his lungs. "Dude! Seriously! Shut up!! You're ruining my walk! Plus, I have a boyfriend already!" snapped Arnold and kept walking. "JUST LOOK INTO IT! THE KING WILL PAY YOU GOOD ASS MONEY!" Derek screamed. "Ugh. Fine, I'll look into it. Go home, bastard," ordered Arnold, and Derek vanished. 

Arnold finally arrived in Fishkie's Domain. Phima, the princess of the town was waiting for him at the door. "Oh, Arnold! How lovely to have you here!" she smiled at him. "Hello, princess. I'm looking for your brother. Where's he at?" asked Arnold. Phima's smile faded away: "Oh, Arnold, why do you always spend time with my brother? I wanted to spend some quality time with you, boy!"

Just then, a man that was 6'9 feet tall walked up in just his underwear. "Oh, my fucking god, Nidos, put your clothes on!! You're a prince, stop embarrassing the royal family!!" she screamed and slapped him. "Excuse me, sis! I was just looking for this sexy boy! Let's go, baby!" said the man and bent down, giving Arnold a kiss on the head. "Nidos, what the fuck is wrong with you?!! Have you been smoking weed too much?" shouted Phima. "I'm gay, sis. This is my boyfriend. Let's go to my room and have some fun, bae," said Nidos, picking up Arnold and carrying him to his bedroom. Phima was shocked to hear what she heard. "My brother is GAY?! AND HE'S DATING MY CRUSH?! NO FUCKING WAY," she cried. She was homophobic and hated her younger brother more than anyone else on the planet, and now she just found out her brother was gay. Jesus. 

"Hey, Arnold! I heard Roger's hiring a bodyguard for his daughter. You interested?" Nidos asked as he shoved a Juul into his mouth. "Yeah, man, Derek told me already. I don't know, man. I need the money, but I heard Helga has a very annoying personality. Plus, I'm gay! What if she'll find me attractive?"

Nidos puckered up and blew smoke out of his lips. "You know how rich the king is right? He's hella rich, babe. If you want the money, get the job. Roger likes men like you. Plus, you're a great swordsman. He'll definitely hire you. If I were you, give it a shot. I'll go with you and support you if you need,"

Arnold: "Roger's homophobic. Literally, everybody is. I don't know anyone who isn't except for Birb Village's warrior Oliver and Gareth. But Gareth is an evil motherfucker that wants to take over this kingdom. Fine, I'll apply for the job. But only if you do me one favor!!"

Nidos: "Whaddya want, baby?"

Arnold: "A kiss. Come on, prince!"

Nidos: "Of course, my boy,"

Nidos and Arnold french kissed and laid down in bed, with Arnold on top of Nidos. "Oh, you touch my tralalalaaaaa," moaned Nidos, feeling on Arnold. "Gosh, you're a sexy wet prince, a dream of every gay man out there!!" responded Arnold and licked his boyfriend's face. 

Two hours later, Nidos and Arnold got dressed and headed to Hay Castle. "Nidos, where the hell are you going?" asked Phima, who was waiting for them at the gates. "To the Hay Castle. Babey needs a job. I'm going to be his supporter," responded Nidos without looking at his sister. And the couple left the domain.