chapter 13

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So I'm so pissed. Erika is such a booty tampon!! She ate alllllllllll of the ramen noodles. I am pregnant!!!!!!! I wanted some ramen!!!! I told my bio thang Jakey poop and he slapped 6he living petunia out of her. I heard her moan so loud I thought the roof was gonna fall off. I heard her moan "Oh jake!!! harder. Faster. Oooooo"  this went on for thirty hole minutes. I love Jakey poop. He saves my life. Fat ass Erica doesn't deserve the ramen. I hope she runs out of booty tampons! Jake really beat her up.

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