Swampy love

Bagel

It was a swampy day in Shreks swamp. The sun was shining, All Star was playing. On days like these Ogres like Shrek were truly happy. Just as he wanted to enjoy some eyeballs in his muddy bath he heard a strange laugh from the woods. "Who's there?" he asked annoyed. The laugh proceeded to get louder until he could finally spot a person emerging from the trees. The man in front of him had wild white hair and his face was twisted into an unsettling smile. "What are you doing in my swamp?" shrek demanded to know, but the other only got closer. Finally the strange man stopped laughing and finally started to speak "I am just a worthless piece of trash searching for some hope bagel." Shrek felt as if his stare was burning into him. "Do you have any hope bagels" warily shrek got up. "I don't know who you are and I don't have any hope bagels, only Onions." Again the white haired man laughed. "Oh I am so sorry I should have introduced myself. I am Komaeda Danganronpas. I need to find the hope bagels to save my dear friend from the evil T Hanos." Shrek frowned. He knew of T Hanos. He was a terrible Tyrant, who drew his powers from fortnite dancing. All across the country people had been kidnaped and forced to fortnite dance for T Hanos.

"Listen. I don't want anything to do with T Hanos. So you better be on your way and bother someone else." Komaeda didn't seem happy about this. "Please. I am running out of options. My hope is not strong enough on its own. You need to help me by becoming my hope"

"now you want me to become your hope?" Shrek got up from his mud bath and headed back to his house. "I will be no part of that. I just want to live my life in peace." With a swift motion Komaeda was in front of him.  "I'm sorry but I can't let you do this" before shrek could answer his entire world suddenly turned to black.