After you got the ice cream for everybody, you quickly drove home and got on your computer. You noticed someone pestered you.
turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering chumHandle [CH]
TG: sup
TG: its dave
CH: Oh hey Dave.
CH: I didn't think you'd actually pester me.
TG: of course id pester you
TG: you seem cool
CH: I'm not cool at all.
CH: You're wasting your time on me.
TG: why are you talking like that
TG: do you talk like that to your boyfriend/girlfriend
CH: my boyfriend/girlfriend...?
CH: I don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend
TG: then who were you hugging at the bookstore
You pinched the bridge of your nose. He saw you hugging (f/n) and now he thinks she/he us your girlfriend/boyfriend.
CH: Dave, that was just my friend.
CH: She/he hugged me because she/he was happy to see I was alive.
TG: oh
TG: ok
TG: well I gotta go
TG: My bros being an ass
CH: Heh, okay.
CH: See ya.
turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering chumHandle [CH]
Dave's POV
You leaned back in your chair, letting out a relieved sigh. So she didn't have a partner.
You stood up and walked out into the living room. Bro was sprawled out on the futon watching My Little Pony with your twin Dirk.
You quickly rushed past them to the kitchen. You opened the fridge and pulled out a bottle of apple juice.
As you walked back to your room, you noticed Dirk had disappeared from the futon. You eyed Bro suspiciously.
"Where'd Dirk go?"
Bro uncharacteristically shrugged, his eyes glued to the tv.
You quickly absconded to your room, only to find Dirk sitting at your desk laughing at your pesterlog.
You angrily ran over to him and pushed him out of the chair.
"Why the fuck are in here?!"
Dirk let out a laugh, leaning on his elbows while splayed across the floor.
"Just snooping around on your computer. Why'd you sound like you were so jealous while talking to that person?"
You stared down at him and pointed to the door.
"Out."
Though his eyes were concealed by shades you coukd tell he was rolling his eyes.
"Whatever man."
He stood up and left the room, making sure to bump against your shoulder as he walked past you.
You sighed and closed the door, leaning against. Dirk was such an ass.
You opened the apple juice and took a sip. You have a feeling this is going to be a long night.
