I made this on Quotev.com and abandoned it.
"What's that?" I asked. Splix was drawing or writing in a little blue notebook.
"It's nothing. Just a notebook." She replied and continued to do whatever.
"Can I see?" I tried to grab it from her but she moved it out of my reach.
"Go talk to Evan or ERROR." I sighed and grabbed my phone.
Me: Hey Evan
Evan: What?
Me: I'm bored
ERROR: 01000101 01110110 01100001 01101110 00100000 01101001 01110011 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01100110 01100101 01100101 01101100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101000 01101001 01101101 01110011 01100101 01101100 01100110 00100000 01110010 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110111
(Evan isn't feeling himself right now)
Me: I don't speak your language ERROR
Splix: 01010111 01101000 01111001 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110000 01110000 01100101 01101110 01100101 01100100 00111111 00100000 (Why what happened?)
ERROR: 01001000 01100101 00100111 01110011 00100000 01101010 01110101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01100110 01100101 01100101 01101100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100100 01100101 01110000 01110010 01100101 01110011 01110011 01100101 01100100
(He's just feeling depressed)
(Time skip)
Me: EVAN!!!
Evan: Sorry, I was at camp
Evan:Its from 8 to 4 everyday except weekends, so its like school but more fun
Me: Ah
Splix:01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01100010 01100101 01101100 01101001 01100101 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00101110 00100000 01010111 01100101 00100111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01001100 01101111 01101100 01100001 00100111 01110011 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110101 01110011 01100101
(You wouldn't believe this. We're at Lola's house)
Evan: Oo~ you're at Lola's?
Me:*thinking it's ERROR* .. ERROR!!! NO!!!!
Me: YOU CREEP!!
Me: Lola says Hi to Evan
Evan: That wasn't ERROR
Me: ... Fuck
Evan: He's sleeping on my side
Me: AWWWW!!!!! HE'S LIKE A DEPRESSED KITTEN!!!!
Me:Lola is so confused...
Evan: Well, I'm actually on his chest, but he's curled up on me
Me:Aww!!!
Evan: I can't move
Evan: How's Lola confused?
(A while later)
Splix: 01001101 01011001 00100000 01001100 01000101 01000111 00100000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01001011 01001001 01001100 01001100 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01001101 01000101 00100001 00100001 00100001 00100001 00100000 (MY LEG IS KILLING ME!!!!)
Evan: I can't do much Splix,sorry
Splix: 01001001 01010100 00100000 01001000 01010101 01010010 01010100 01010011 00100000 01000111 01001111 01000100 01000100 01000001 01001101 01001101 01001001 01010100 00100001 00100001 00100001 00100000 (IT HURTS GODDAMMIT!!!)
Me:Splix is screaming
Me: EVAN!!
Me: OMG!!!
Evan:I know I know
Me:NO! NO! IT'S NOT HER LEG!!!
Splix: 01101111 01101000 00101110 00101110 00101110 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00101110 00101110 00101110 00100000 (oh... fuck...)
Evan: hm?
Me:IT'S SERIAL!!!
Me: EVAN!
Evan: Can we just say "fuck off" and go to sleep?
Me:And someone else...
Evan: Cause I want to
Evan: Just leave them be and figure it out tomorrow, I'm tired
Me:HAHAHA!!! HE PUNCHED SERIAL!!!! 😂
Me:And Splix is crying
Evan:Calm her down, leave the two be,and let me sleep
Splix:01001111 01110101 01110100 01101100 01100101 01110100 00101110 00101110 00101110 00100000 (Outlet...)
Me: Anyway... Both of them are gone now.
ERROR: 01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101111 01100110 01100110 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100100 01110010 01100001 01101101 01100001 00101100 00100000 01000101 01110110 01100001 01101110 00100000 01101110 01100101 01100101 01100100 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110011 01101100 01100101 01100101 01110000 00101100 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110000 01110000 01100101 01101110 01100101 01100100 00101110 (Fuck off with your drama, ERROR:Evan needs to sleep, shit happened.)
Splix: 01010111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110000 01110000 01100101 01101110 01100101 01100100 00100000 01000101 01010010 01010010 01001111 01010010 00111111 00100000 (What happened ERROR?)
ERROR: (I'm not sure if the real Evan wants me too say the stuff ERROR is telling Splix soo.... Nothing)
Splix: 01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01100111 01110101 01100101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110111 01100101 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01110100 01100101 01101100 01101100 00100000 01010000 01100001 01101001 01100111 01100101 00111111 00100000 01010011 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101101 01101001 01100111 01101000(666words) 01110100 00100000 01100110 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101011 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110100 00101110 00100000
(I'm guessing that we shouldn't tell Paige? She might freak out.)
ERROR: 01011001 01100101 01100001 01101000 (yeah)
Splix: 01101111 01101011 00100000 01110111 01100101 01101100 01101100 00101110 00101110 00101110 00100000 01000111 01101111 01101111 01100100 01101110 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 00100000 01000101 01010010 01010010 01001111 01010010 00101110 00101110 00101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100010 01101111 01110100 01101000 00101110 00101110 00101110 00100000 (ok well... Goodnight ERROR... love you both... )
Me:Well goodnight... Love you Evan
Evan: Love you too
Evan: Goodnight
"Who the hell is ERROR and Splix?" My friend Lola asks me.
"No one important."
"Then why are you copying down everything I'm saying?"
"Lolas house documentary!"