How would you describe yourself if you're an alien?
Endou: If I'm an alien, then I'd be small, round, and have black and white pentagon-shaped in colour.
Kidou: Like a soccer ball?
Endou: Yup! Just like a soccer ball! I'm the soccer ball alien that came down to Earth with my soccer shoes-shaped ship and hide myself among the soccer balls on Earth to play soccer with soccer lovers!
Goenji and Kidou: -_-;
Goenji: If I'm an alien, then I'd look exactly like a human, in precise, like my appearance now.
Interviewer: B-But...the question is-
Goenji: I said, I'd look exactly like how I look like now. Besides, I will have the advantage of blending in with the humans on Earth better. Got a problem with that? *narrowing his eyes at the female interviewer*
Interviewer: *sweating in fear* A-ahaha. Alright, then! I guess it does make sense! Now, how about you, Kidou-san?
Kidou: If I'm an alien, I-
Goenji: You look alien enough already, Kidou. No need for any changes to be made.
Kidou: ... O.O
How do you imagine yourself as a girl?
Endou: Do I have to answer this question? It's...weird...and awkward! *blushing*
Interviewer: Aww, come on! The fans are dying to know the answer! *wriggling her eyebrows in persuasion*
Kidou: Then don't answer it, Endou.
Goenji: And let them die out of curiosity? Is that even possible?
Endou: No, no! It's alright! I'll answer it! ...me, a girl, huh? I guess I'd be the cheerful and funny type I guess!
Kidou: Yeah, I can imagine you like that!
Endou: How do you think Goenji would be as a girl, Kidou?
Goenji: O-oi, Endou! I'm the one who's supposed to answer!
Kidou: Goenji as a girl, huh? Fan girls said that he's hot, so I guess she'd be the daring and sexy type.
Endou: Oohhh! That's good, right Goenji?
Goenji: There's nothing good about it!
Kidou: And as for me, I imagine myself as the type of girl who-
Endou: I'd say you're a cross-dresser! I can imagine you as the girl who dresses up in pretty and bizarre outfits every day!
Goenji: Sometimes you're a maid, sometimes you're the cowgirl.
Endou: Or the stewardess.
Goenji: Or the sexy and busty Biology teacher.
Endou: Or the female coach.
Goenji: But your usual costume is a goggles and a cape.
Endou: Hey, Kidou! If you ever insanely transform into a girl, be sure to add kitty ears! I heard they're really popular among cross-dressers nowadays!
Kidou: ... O.O
Imagine yourself taking a walk along the quiet street at night and getting kidnapped by a group of older men. What would your reaction be?
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Inazuma Break Trio's Out of the World Interview
FanfictionThe trio of Inazuma Japan; Endou, Kidou and Goenji were interviewed in Random and Outrageous show, where celebrities are surprised with random and outrageous questions! Kidou: If I'm an alien, I- Goenji: You look alien enough already, Kidou. No need...