i love you.

ruby.

so you're a different kind of person, yeah? we did hate each other in kindergarten did we not? and kassidy and i were bitches to you all through third grade, right? and you were a bitch back.

then we became friends.

and let's be honest, it was inevitable.

see, at first my parents didn't like you either, but then you helped my mom cut down that crusty ass tree and now you're everyone's favorite. we make fun of you being short but tbh you're only a few inches shorter than me and i'd cry if you had a growth spurt.

let's just say that sometimes i buy you food and sometimes i want to smack you in the face. i had my doubts, you know? i was getting y'all food one time and i was just

they don't care?! like at all?! they just use me for f o o d.

but like

if you seriously didn't want to be friends

wE wOuLdn'T sTiLL bE fRiEnDs?!

soooo...

this is my attempt at saying you're not so bad. and sometimes you give me food and say a nice thing which is rare for you.

ha. bitch.

but overall i don't think you're going anywhere.

thanks

i guess maybe i do love you :)

s0rry it's not as sappy as kassidy's i was in a mood while writing that i wanted to be

p l a t o n i c a l l y
a f f e c t i o n a t e

ok bye y'all

- that gæ as fuck friend that buys you food