Opposites Attract

Chapter 2

"RON! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!"

"Bloody hell, Harry. I have to get ready too!"

Harry was panicking, he didn't know how to gel back his hair. The ball would start in 20 minutes, and he lost his bottle of Sleek Eazys.

"How should I do my hair? Help me Ron!"

"I got this." , Dean Thomas said while sighing, "Harry, honey, CALM YO TITS. Your hair looks fine."

"Are you su-"

"Yes I am sure"

He heard a knock on the door.

"FUCK! He's coming."

"Haha! That's what she said!", yelled Ron from the other room.

"Shut the fuck up!", Dean yelled.

Harry went to go answer the door. In the doorway, a very handsome Draco Malfoy in a very expensive suit stood there. Harry scanned him up and down and blushed. He bit his lip involuntarily. 

"Like what you see?"

Harry didn't say anything, he was too star struck. Draco handed him a rose and grabbed Harry's hand.

***

Ginny stood on the dance floor and glared at Draco with jealousy.

"Damn bitch you missing out!", Cedric laughed.

"HIS ASS IS MINE NOW!", Draco screamed.

"WOOOO! I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!", Harry yelled from atop the table.

"Babe, what are you doing?"

"I'm like super wa-wasted WOO!"

"Who the fuck gave Harry fruit punch and told him it was alcohol?"

Draco turned and saw Hermione laughing, in a kind of evil way. "Merlin's beard", Draco muttered to himself.

"WOO I'M BEST FRIENDS WITH THE CHOSEN ONE!", Ron said while climbing on the table next to Harry

"Damn it Hermione."

"I'd tap that", Ron said.

"Weasel, I will hex your hands off. You aren't tapping anything."

Pansy climbed on top of the stage and moved the singer off the stage.

"What the hell is happening?", Draco asked himself.

"ATTENTION! I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY ONE THING! I'M SUPER FUCKING GAY FOR GRANGER! SO HERMIONE, WANNA DANCE!"

Hermione jumped up from her seat and ran on stage. She leaned in to kiss her and everyone started cheering. Draco needed to know what was going on, so he walked over to the food. The punch immediately caught his attention. Draco laughed to himself. Hermione put a potion in the punch. "No time like the present", Draco said while grabbing himself a cup. He chugged the whole thing in less than a millisecond.

Soon enough, Cedric and Viktor were making out in the corner and Cho and Luna were hiding under the table, doing "stuff". Hermione and Pansy already left, presumably to Pansy's bedroom. Ginny and some girl from Beauxbatons hooked up in the supply closet. Ron was sent to Madame Pomfrey's because Fleur accidentally whacked him with the guitar. Draco turned and saw someone humping Miss Norris. "WHAT THE FRESH FUCK", he yelled. 

***

At this point, everyone was getting laid in their common rooms. Draco was laying on his bed, extremely lonely. A knock came from his door. He answered and Harry stepped in, only wearing his tie.

"Damn. Gryffindor wins the house cup."