𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐲 ━ ♡

𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐰𝐨

" PRIVATE CHAT "
between

apple jacks whore as corynne
cherries don't like me as shirley

apple jacks whore
I just found my first fan account wtf is this

cherries don't like me
me too I don't know what's going on

apple jacks whore
I stg if this is a prank or sum shit I will
explode

cherries don't like me
I will commit not breathe

apple jacks whore
this whole thing is so stressful !
how am I going to balance
school and this with my phone
going off every god damn second ??

cherries don't like me
mOOd I honestly don't know
what I'm going to do

apple jacks whore
I know what I'm going to do

cherries don't like me
what

apple jacks whore
I'm going to get a new identity,
move to Africa. become a cult leader,
kill everyone in my tribe for food,
become a cannibal, befriend a turtle,
throw a funeral for the turtle I named
jerry, one day die and get reborn
as a new person.

cherries don't like me
sounds like fun, can I be the one that
gets eaten by you ?

apple jacks whore
nah isabella already reserved that
spot, the turtle spot is still up for
calls tho

cherries don't like me
bitch do I look like a turtle ?

apple jacks whore
kinda 🤧

cherries don't like me
YOU KNOW I TOOK TAEKWONDO FOR 5 YEARS RIGHT ? I WILL CUT YOU INTO PIECES GIRL

apple jacks whore
oh my god this guy tryna slide in my dms

cherries don't like me
whomst the fuckles tryna get wit my husband

apple jacks whore
I'm actually nina's sorry boo

cherries don't like me
are u cheating on meh ? 
but srsly who's the guy

apple jacks whore
this dood named finn

cherries don't like me
WELL ANSWER HIM ??

apple jacks whore
OH SHIT U RIGHT SKSKS

" PRIVATE CHAT "
between

finn as finn
cory as corynne

finn
hey d00d

cory
sup d00d

finn
close your eyes d00d

cory
ok d00d

finn
that's my life without you d00d

cory
d00d

finn
hELLO IM FINN

cory
hELLO IM CORYNNE
WHY ARE WE SCREAMING

finn
I DONT KNOW YOU WANT TO STOP

cory
YES PLEASE
god damn my vocal cords are committing
not breathing right now

finn
but your vocal cords can't breathe—

cory
in my world they can so

finn
fair point

cory changed "finn" to "mr know it all"

mr know it all
ha vEry funny
but you know I can do that tOo

cory
oH rEaLly diD nOt kNoW tHaT

mr know it all changed "cory" to "mrs my vocal cords can breathe"

mrs my vocal cords can breathe
ITS CALLED SCIENCE MA DOOD

mr know it all
IT IS NOT WEDNESDAY MY DUDE

mrs vocal cords can breathe
IT IS SATURDAY MY DUDE

mr know it all
oH iT iS nOw

mrs vocal cords can breathe
iM going to sleep smarty pants

mr know it all
gN PERSON

mrs vocal cords can breathe
wHAT I IDENTIFY AS A WOOF
WHATS A PERSON
read at 2:03 am

AUTHORS NOTE !
as u can see I changed the fc
to maddie bc I wanted to lmAo
finn is also finn wolfhard if u are
dumb and didn't know that you
illiterate hoe ! also if you want
a custom love interest just tell
me who !