Warriors: Bushtail's Very Interesting Adventures

Prologue

Bushkit opened his eyes. There was but a white blob, and a black blob. He looked around. Oh no! There were blobs everywhere! 

The black blob said, "Whvgvnbrftooapffbl!"

Bushkit had not the slightest idea what this could mean.

The white blob was curious. "Huh?"

Again, the black blob said, "Weehuvgivunbirftoouhpuffbul!"

"We have given birth to a puffball?" Said the white blob. "Oh my, you are correct!" The blob touched Bushkit for some reason, like there was some sort of problem with this 6-inch fur.

Bushkit understood now. The blobs were his parents. It looked as if there was a smaller red blob on the black blob. Interesting. Bushkit took note of his surroundings, including a brown blob, much larger than he.

The brown blob looked over at Bushkit. Then the brown blob started walking towards him. Bushkit felt a surge of anxiety. Who is this strange blob? Why are they brown? Are they coming to take me away?

The brown blob was approximately 0.2 inches away. The blob took a close look at his fur. Hmmm... very floofy.. very floofy indeed. The burnt sienna blob thought.

Bushkit was very spooked. He looked over to his mother, but she had disappeared. So had his father. The blob started sniffing Bushtail in suspicion. Then the blob walked away. Oh no! Now there's nobody! Everyone's gone!

He saw the black and white blob coming back. Phew. Once they had returned, they approached him menacingly. After about 17 moments of silence, the black blob placed a plant on Bushtail's face. Bushkit's instincts told him to eat it, but... What if it's poisoned? Why did he place this thing on my face? What even is it?

The black blob touched Bushkit's forehead. "Eet eht." Said the blob.

And he did.